Hmm, if even the ideas furthest out don't hit the 'activate' button in your head (right next to 'submit' haha), maybe a nice story would do. If I tell you, this 'answer' will be a very long one, putting me at risk of being seen at first glance as just another bible-thumper. But fork the christinsane, here I go.
As you might know I'm now 28, in other words quite old and therefore bitter. When I was a younger man though, I did believe in a few things still and one of those was marriage. Don't laugh, I was only 22 and I still had faith in love at first sight, eternal love and having a family. I had known my girlfriend (M) for three years, and though we were both at college 'marriage' didn't frighten us as it did our friends. I asked her, she said yes and that was that. I was a little worried though, because my fiancee had an 18-year old sister I found desperately attractive. Aye, if you wondered about my answers to your questions about two-timing men, here it is: I had fantasies about the bloody sister. But who wouldn't, unlike the girl I was about to marry, she liked skintight tops, short skirts.. And flaunting her assets more than once.
A few days before M and I were to get married, her sister called me on the phone, asking me to come over to her little flatshare in town to help set up her cable internet. Something I hated doing, but I could hardly refuse, being the helpdesk guy in the family. So I went, and as the LAN setup took me a good while we had a few coffees, chatted about things and talked about the upcoming marriage and all of course. I cursed at the computer and the helpdesk agents on the phone though, as I always do when setting up an internet connection and missing bits of info. She was kind enough to offer a back rub and all. Though it quite aroused me, I kept my head cool and managed to finish with the pc. When I was showing her how to get online though, at some point she kissed me in the neck, turned the pc off and proceeded by taking off her top, then telling me she felt it'd be nice to take a bath and nicer still for me to join her. Just like that. By the time she'd dropped her skirt and started on her panties, explaing it was either now or never if I got married, I was out the door, down the hallway and stairs - racing to get to my bike. Her father, who I met right outside the flat.. He congratulated me for resisting temptation, telling me I'm a good guy and perfect for his daugher and all.. Yes, they had been plotting against me! I learnt from the experience though. I'll never marry again, nor shag a bridesmaid. And to this day I keep my condoms under my bike saddle.
2006-08-16 03:11:40
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answered by McAtterie 6
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If it is a clear night go into the backyard and look at the stars. Amazingly, even in the city you can see a great many of them.
Open your ears and listen to the night noises of the animal world - you'll be surprised by their number and variety.
Take a few minutes to ask yourself what is truly important to you.
Clean your closet; clean your room; wash the dishes; do the laundry - do something - anything - physical because it will give you a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment.
Write a note to your Mom and Dad telling them how much you appreciate them.
Have an extra-long bath/shower. Enjoy the coolness of the water after a hot summer day.
Play with your cat/dog/bird/pet of any sort, if you have one.
Make something with your hands - origami - a cake - alter a dress -
as you can see there are very many creative/contemplative/critiquing activities from which to select something that will hold your interest.
Even: turn off the net and spend time clearing unneccessary, incomplete, corrupt files from your computer.
And whistle while you work; or sing, or hum, because music can express the happiness of being alive and even if your friends are not there right now I'm betting that you do feel that way.
2006-08-15 15:53:49
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answered by kerangoumar 6
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I think you should re-decorate your room and move the furniture around really get it looking great. I would get to the library and check out some wonderful books on subject or things that you find interesting. Spend a day soaking in the tub, giving yourself some spa treatments. Do some writing and listen to great tunes. Spend sometime seeing someone who is lonely. Start a journal and set some goals of things you want to accomplish. Take this hug and have a wonderful week. Don't forget to try and make someone else happy by doing something from your own heart, this I think is the key to happiness.
2006-08-15 16:32:22
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answered by Cheryl K 4
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Well,pirate wench,I get on here after my favorite T.V. shows go off. I know this is sometimes boring,but set yourself a goal of answering someones question so that you can get a best answer. I got three best answers today.
2006-08-15 15:43:24
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answered by sumrtanman 5
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Just go to messenger chat room and find someone there. No one could cheer you from Yahoo Answers.
True happines is not come from outside but from inside of you
2006-08-15 15:40:47
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answered by NoBody 3
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Think about something else, call a friend, take a walk, take a drive, go to the beach, watch a movie, read a book, you get the picture.
2016-03-27 03:44:03
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answered by ? 4
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dude that sucks. i have no friends to even look foward to seeing though tough it out you will make it. can i have 10 points for the best answer :) just kidding you don't have to. but if you want to you can here is joke:) why do gay guys use 1 ply tolilet paper?
because every time they wipe they get a quickie. :) (not GAY)
2006-08-15 15:43:06
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answered by maxossa1 2
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O.K. here goes. Why did the chicken cross the road?.....To prove to the possum it could be done!! Hope this helps,
2006-08-15 16:00:51
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answered by ? 4
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you will be fine there pirate wench just relax and wait for better days. besides you still have all of us idiots to play with!!
2006-08-15 15:40:43
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answered by justnotright 4
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That makes two of us. Except, I'm broke.
If you find a way to fix this problem, let me know.
2006-08-15 15:39:10
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answered by Anonymous
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