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My girlfriend said she was a ***** sometimes so I got some dog food and made her a bowl for breakfast and she threw a fit! Should i start with milkbones?

2006-08-15 15:16:37 · 19 answers · asked by jesus KRIEST 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

19 answers

put kibbles on her nose and see how long she will sit there and not eat it

2006-08-16 21:08:35 · answer #1 · answered by Viola Shumski 3 · 0 0

She doesn't eat dog food because she respects you a lot! She is saving the food for the REAL DOG!!!!

2006-08-15 22:23:00 · answer #2 · answered by Brent 6 · 0 0

The next time use it to make hash. That stuff tastes like dog food anyway.

2006-08-15 22:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Try treating her like a human that she is and not a dog (like yourself). Sugar attracts better than vinegar. (or dog feed)

2006-08-15 22:42:15 · answer #4 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 0 0

Dude....is ur girlfriend ur dog?

Wow...that's a new low lol

2006-08-15 22:24:20 · answer #5 · answered by Viola Dragon 4 · 0 0

i think you sould start looking for a new girlfriend

2006-08-15 22:20:52 · answer #6 · answered by luknbill13 3 · 0 0

Your a dick. You shouldn't treat someone you love like that. She should leave your sorry ***.

2006-08-15 22:21:15 · answer #7 · answered by coolchick 3 · 0 0

My pet gorilla is in love with you, he wants to poke you butthole

2006-08-15 22:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by captcruzer 4 · 2 0

She a person,not a dog.grow up.

2006-08-15 22:27:19 · answer #9 · answered by Nails 4 breakfast,tacks 4 snacks 4 · 0 0

cause she aint a idiot but dat iz pretty funny

2006-08-15 22:21:17 · answer #10 · answered by numba_1_babii 3 · 0 0

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