I met a White Anglo Saxon Protestant freaky girl who bit me last night and now it’s really hurting. What do you do for WASP bites?
2006-08-15 15:06:45 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The remedy for a WASP bite is 5 oz of Scotch to be taken internally,every hour, on the hour,until the pain subsides, the desire to 'discuss matters' instead of argue stops, and the urge to refurbish your house in the French Provincial style abates .If 1 dose is not effective, 2 doses may be taken, but do not exceed more than 30 doses in 24 hours.May cause drowsiness,impair driving ability, and crave fast food.
2006-08-15 15:15:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wasp, common name applied to most species of hymenopteran insects (see Hymenoptera), except bees and ants. Insects known as wasps include the sawflies, the parasitic wasps, and the stinging wasps, which are the best known. About 75,000 species of wasps are known, most of them parasitic (see Chalcid; Ichneumon).
2006-08-15 15:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by zurioluchi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She bit you? Hey that's kind of kinky. Best thing you can do for those protestant bites is to scrub them with disinfectant. If problems persist for a few days you should see a doctor.
2006-08-15 15:16:42 · answer #3 · answered by holidayspice 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Dude, if it really hurts and it hot to the touch, it could be infected. Use a topical ointment like neo-sporin. But it did make me laugh.
2006-08-15 15:17:37 · answer #4 · answered by Ronnie H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
punch the biitch in the teeth for one
a big shot in the asss from the doctor is in order for u
use bug spray next time to keep em away
2006-08-15 15:12:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your doctor to arrange an appointment for a lombotomy, the sooner, the better.
2006-08-15 15:11:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You get three different types of weed leaves and rub on the place it stung you..
2006-08-15 15:13:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go to doctors or bite her back
2006-08-15 15:10:55 · answer #8 · answered by NoBody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well go to a doctor and get it checked out
2006-08-15 15:10:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
go to the emergency room, you may be infected.
2006-08-15 15:11:31 · answer #10 · answered by sarah 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋