She married and had 13 children. Her husband died.
She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."
2006-08-15 15:03:40 · 21 answers · asked by Mrs. Butler ♥2 B♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooouu!! Mercy! LOL. LOL. LOL.
That is a great joke! Kudos.
Thank you for the laughter tonight. I've needed it.
God Bless.
2006-08-15 16:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny
2006-08-15 22:13:40 · answer #2 · answered by hercules 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!
2006-08-15 22:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by Chay 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahhahah very good one i laughed till i fell off my chair in the office hahhahhahhaa
2006-08-15 23:11:00 · answer #4 · answered by ♥ Sunshine ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LMAO
2006-08-15 22:13:24 · answer #5 · answered by cheesepoofer182 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-08-15 22:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sasha 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was funny the first time i heard but its kinda old now sorry sweetpea â¥
2006-08-15 22:08:45 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Too funny!
2006-08-15 22:07:53 · answer #8 · answered by candace 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, that's funny.
2006-08-15 22:20:05 · answer #9 · answered by save_me_now 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
F'in A...that was glorious
2006-08-15 22:13:38 · answer #10 · answered by ecliptic_chaos 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋