i am waitin for the funniest joke can you make it!!?

Question

i want to hear somthing very funny from any one!! so go on and let me laugh!!!

Answer 1

enjoy :)

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he's better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone.
"What took you so long to answer?"
"I was in bed."
"What were you doing in bed this late?"
"Getting a second opinion."

Answer 2

a man walks into a bar and sits down and buys a beer. he sees a sign that says if you can make my horse laugh i ll give ya 1000 bucks. he goes to the horse and wispers something in its ear the horse goes crazy with laughter the bartender gives the man $1000. and says wow

next week that same man goes to the bar and saw a sign that said if you make my horse cry i will give you 1000 bucks. the man goes into a room with the horse and comes out with the horse ballin with tears. the bartender says wow again.

another man says wow how did you do that two weeks in a row?

The man replied: the first time i said my penis was bigger. the second time i showed him


Or


a man walks into a bar and buys a beer a man comes and sits next to him.
the man is 7 foot 5 and real muscular.
he has a tiny head.
the man asks why the guy siting next to him is so big and has a small head the big man replies
Well i was walking through a forest and spotted a frog. there was no one else there so I kissed it. then it suddenly turned into a beautiful female fairy that said I would get three wishes. My first wish was that i Could have a figure better than arnold swartzenagger. second i wished that we could make love.
so we had made love for hours. after ward the fairy said, "you know you still have one more wish." i told her how 'bout a little head.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

a man walks into a bar and he bets the bartender 700$ dollars that he could piss in a glass ten feet away from him without a drop hitting the floor or anywhere else but the glass..the bartender takes the bet as he feels sure of himself...so the guy pisses all over the bar, the seats and even on the bartender...the bartender starts laughing histerrically...so the bartender asks for his money and still cannot stop laughing...the guy asks him why he's laughing and the bartender says " man i just got 700$ dollars from your stupid bet now cough it up!" the guy says to the bartender, "hang on a sec, I bet that guy 10,000$ that i could piss on you and make you laugh at the same time"

Answer 5

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face"?

Answer 6

Whats the difference between a f*g and a refrigerator?





the refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

Answer 7

well here goes:

Q: Why do Polish people's last names end in "ski"?

A: Cause they can't spell Toboggan.

Answer 8

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Answer 9

whyd my wife suck my nose?


I told her to bl0w my nose!