I went to a sex toy shop the other day not far away from my trailer park and I looked through the many toys they had and decided to shop lift a dildo because I couldnt afford to pay for one. I grabbed a dildo and took it out of the box and when nobody was looking i put it inside my noony. After I got back to my trailer I went to take it out and now I cant find it. I dont even feel it in my noony anymore.
CanI sue the store for selling a weird product that disappears after you use it for the first time? Do I have a case? Is it best to sue for a few hundred toys or money? Can I use the money to start a charity for people like me that have a hard life?
PS: Should I just stop looking for it? Where could it be?
2006-08-15 14:33:04 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Herein lies the disadvantage of the "Noony Discount" -- either it fell out of that much-travelled front porch of your womanhood, or it migrated deep into the same cavernous depths that probably now hide a dildo, a washing machine and the complete works of Johnnie Paycheck on CD.
And of course you can sue. It's your Constitutional right to seek redress in the courts. Nowhere in the Constitution does it say you have to have a noonie smaller than a sewer main.
2006-08-15 22:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. That was odd. Well, you shouldn't have stolen it in the first place. Karma's a b*tch, huh? If you really want to sue, you might be able to get something- maybe, but you did commit a crime, so I don't know.... As for the dildo, if it's been a few days and you still can't find it, you should go get yourself checked out. This could be dangerous. Good luck with everything! And next time you steal something, do it right or not at all.
2006-08-15 14:55:46 · answer #2 · answered by Koneko 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well since you are the one that put it in your "Noony", it could totally be all your fault!
Did you read te fine print?
Did it say it could be inserted into your "Noony"?
With all the other juicy places to put it, why there?
I would go back and check out the box before making any more movements with your case.
2006-08-15 14:43:46 · answer #3 · answered by SuperPrincess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, when you do find it, consider getting surgery to have your "noony" made a little smaller.
If some broad can sue McDonald's for hot coffee, you could definitely sue for a missing dildo, why the hell not?
2006-08-15 15:27:02 · answer #4 · answered by cujoswings 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If anything strange starts sprouting from your noony, grab it and pull it until the roots come out. Don't ever go back to that toy store. One of those toys put the 'Evil Eye' on you. Oooo —scary.........
2006-08-15 17:47:29 · answer #5 · answered by mitch 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a clear violation of the economic law of diminishing returns. Any judge/jury in the country would have to include this while considering your case. Product liability cases have a clear precedence here, since many have already been heard previously. March right down to your lawyer's office and give him the particulars. I'm sure he can't wait to sink his teeth into it.
2006-08-15 14:44:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Your "noony" ate it! The acid from not bathing for many moons has eaten away the dildo that you so boldly stole. You will rot in h*ll for stealing....
2006-08-16 10:19:37 · answer #7 · answered by hey_baby138 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, you probably can sue. Although you did commit a crime (shoplifting) the store did lure you in with their exotic toys and enticed you to steal. I suggest you start the suit with a high dollar figure so they will settle for a smaller amount of money or free toys. Good luck!
2006-08-15 14:40:37 · answer #8 · answered by Al G 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I dare say it is still in your noony. Sadly there is no case here for things that disappear in noonies.
2006-08-15 16:31:38 · answer #9 · answered by doesitmatter 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I might have seen it rolling down Trailer Trash Way
2006-08-15 16:42:01 · answer #10 · answered by Lake Lover 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋