if it starts sweating, i'm worried that i'm not getting sound advice.
2006-08-15 14:29:08 · 25 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hmmm... I don't think Magic 8-Balls can sweat, which leads me to conclude that you're not getting the answer that you want, it's causing you to perspire, and you're wrongly associating the perspiration with the 8-Ball rather than yourself - so that you can justify not believing what it tells you.
My conclusions is: STOP ASKING IT FOR SEX ADVICE...
;-P
2006-08-23 01:51:56 · answer #1 · answered by 8Dave 5 · 3⤊ 6⤋
I wouldn't consider an inanimate object a "liar", personally. But the force guiding the answers is possibly a liar. Who/what is the force guiding the Magic 8 Ball???
2006-08-15 15:39:57 · answer #2 · answered by jennifae 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
the magic 8-ball never lies. You may be a target of deceit by the magic 12-ball, the magic 8-ball's arch enemy.
2006-08-15 14:34:45 · answer #3 · answered by Reverend Bibleburner 1 · 4⤊ 2⤋
You turn it over and find the number smeared! It was the 9-ball just kidding ya!
2006-08-15 14:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by SuperPrincess 3 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Ask it the same question twice and you'll get different answers. Another way is by asking a question that you already know the answer to.
2006-08-15 14:34:17 · answer #5 · answered by x 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Thankyou everyone for answering.
2016-09-19 13:43:39 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
magic 8-balls never lie. if you think it is, you are just misunderstanding the message
2006-08-15 14:41:15 · answer #7 · answered by Gabrielle 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Ok, this seemed like a good question, so I went and found a virtual 8-ball (those things are not sold here), and asked it "Do you ever lie?"
The answer was "Don't count on it".
Now, this has so many implications that I don't know where to start analyzing. Was there a part of me that wanted it to lie? Should I trust this virtual magic 8-ball from now on? What is the meaning of life?
*sigh* Too much food for thought, I guess
:-P
If you're interested, check for yourself:
http://www.cambruce.com/bol/eight.aspx
2006-08-21 15:52:20 · answer #8 · answered by Calimecita 7 · 1⤊ 9⤋
Try a crystal ball.
2006-08-22 15:08:07 · answer #9 · answered by Wise Old Witch 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
My mom used to tell me to take a long trip off a short pier - or something like that. Hope that helps.
2006-08-15 14:38:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 3⤋