Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else...
One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you.
The girl said, "NO."
Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.
She called her boyfriend and told him the story.
The boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200. Then pick up the money very fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Half an hour went by and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call.
Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend called and asked what happened.
She said, "The bastard used quarters!"
**Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!
2006-08-15 13:05:11 · 19 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!! I JUST TOLD MY SIS AN BRO AN THEY THOUGHT IT WAS HILARIOUS. THANX FOR BRIGHTENING UP MY DAY!! DO ANOTHER ONE.
2006-08-15 13:17:09 · answer #1 · answered by 8_letters_3_words_1_meaning 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Stuff
2006-08-15 14:04:41 · answer #2 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-08-20 14:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stupendous.
2006-08-20 04:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by sulaiman s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like the lesson but the joke is kinda old sorry â¥
2006-08-15 14:50:58 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too funny!
2006-08-15 14:28:11 · answer #6 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-08-20 04:47:02 · answer #7 · answered by more61077 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I have not heard this one before, more pls!
2006-08-21 01:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by easyboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I've heard this joke before and it is funny.
I like it.
2006-08-15 15:39:21 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tell you, you girls get funnier every time.
Funny!!!!
2006-08-21 01:43:38 · answer #10 · answered by sleepy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋