Are Hummers inversely proportional to your package size?

Answer 1

Yes...

Where package size = P
Vehicle size = V

P = 1/V

I drive a compact :-)

Answer 2

I've always figured that driving a Hummer is a desperate attempt to shore up one's sagging ego. It practically screams, "I need you to think that I'm macho!"

Unlike almost any other vehicle a Hummer is meant to make a statement, but I think those who drive them are more or less oblivious to the statement they're actually making. I'd love to see a survey done where people say what they think when they see someone driving a Hummer.

Personally, I think "There goes a person who is outwardly egotistical, but inwardly insecure and who has almost zero social conscience regarding the environment or America's dependence on foreign oil."

Answer 3

My son, in the U.S. Army and in Iraq completing his second tour of duty as we speak, and very familiar with Hummers, says that only an idiot and a fool would buy one. Besides thinking that they are a mechanical nightmare, he agrees with Penny S when she says "Big outside, Small inside". I figure my son's got a lot of "up front" info. on the Hummer, and I wouldn't have one if you gave it to me. God Bless you.

Answer 4

Don't know about that. But judging by the way they drive, it is inversely proportional to the driver's brain size.

Answer 5

Wait, are you referring to Hummer as in the SUV or Hummer as in "A Hummer", which a woman gives a man?

Answer 6

Not only are they overcompensating for a "little less below" with a huge car, also I have learned the same is true with the really expensive sports cars.....

Answer 7

What is your concern with someone Else's package ?

Answer 8

Usually.....Many men use fancy or expensive cars to compensate for their 'shortcomings'.!! Not all, but many.. Some are just rich, and showing off..

Answer 9

I've always thought that they were a substitution for self-confidence.

Answer 10

Could be, I have heard that about sports cars too.