As the answers come in I will post some of mine, so be sure to check back. Here's one to get you started:
Seen at a White Sox game, on a neanderthal looking fellow, (had a very large beer belly) Caption: "Drink 'til you want me."
2006-08-15 12:35:02 · 22 answers · asked by -Tequila17 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
2006-08-15 12:44:22 · update #1
A chicken and an egg dressed like a woman are laying in bed smoking a cigarette:
Caption: "Who came first?"
2006-08-15 12:52:09 · update #2
"Some days it's hardly worth chewing through the restraints."
"The voices in my head have some pretty good ideas."
"God is coming and she is pi$$ed!"
"Eve was framed."
"Adam was a rough draft."
2006-08-15 16:37:51 · update #3
"Tell me now before I spend $50 on drinks."
"Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."
1 tequila
2 tequila
3 tequila, floor
2006-08-15 16:40:00 · update #4
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
2006-08-16 16:30:46 · update #5
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
Can't sleep...clowns will eat me
2006-08-16 16:30:51 · update #6
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
2006-08-16 16:31:38 · update #7
"No person should be denied equal rights because of the shape of her skin"
2006-08-16 20:13:01 · update #8
"We haven't come a long way and don't call me baby."
2006-08-16 20:13:56 · update #9
"The beatings will stop when morale improves."
2006-08-16 09:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rainy Day 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First let me say you are your own best answerer. Try saying that real fast. Anyway I especially liked the last one (of yours).
Here are two shirts I have:
Wearing now: "Know Your ROOTS", picture of SNES controller.
In the closet: "I put the FUN in dysfunctional", letters eroded.
2006-08-16 16:03:32 · answer #2 · answered by fresh2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I saw a guy and on his shirt their was a reallyyyyyyyyy long text so i started to read it and i kept saying things like:
I have a big announcement keep reading for the a big announcement. The big announcement is...you must keep reading if you want to find out....(etc. etc.) anyway when you finaly get to the bottom of the REALLY long text it says: the big announcement is.....(drumroll please) while you were reading this i was staring at your boobs
XD
2006-08-15 21:18:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like the one that says "Safe Sex in America."
Just underneath is a picture of a dog, feverishly rubbing up against your leg.
2006-08-20 03:11:37 · answer #4 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this on a tee-shirt--
Come The Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?
2006-08-15 19:48:22 · answer #5 · answered by overrun_girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I used to think being lazy was bad for me,
So I stopped thinking.
I can't remember your name. Can I just call you stupid.
Are you always stupid, or only when I am around.
2006-08-15 19:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by chris z 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best thing I've seen on a T-Shirt?
Water
2006-08-16 20:24:10 · answer #7 · answered by iggwad ™ 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've gone to look for myself if I return before I get back keep me here!
2006-08-15 22:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the salt lick in texas (a bbq pit) sells a tshirt that says "you can smell our pits from 100 miles away"
2006-08-15 19:42:46 · answer #9 · answered by red_night_shade 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On a man: "I am the man from Nantucket".
On a woman: "I've got the p*ssy, I make the rules".
2006-08-15 19:43:46 · answer #10 · answered by answermann 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i seen some tshirts on tshirtfrom hell.com for babys check them out
2006-08-19 22:47:19 · answer #11 · answered by Keshia b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋