Farmers Joke?

Question

Everybody's got their favorite farmer's joke, here's mine:

There was a ventriloquist that was out of work. Economy is bad, blah blah blah, so he starts looking for work. He happens to walk by a farm, and gets an Idea. He knocks on the door and the farmer comes out. The ventriloquist tells the farmer that he's looking for work, but the farmer quickly shoots him down. "Let me explain" says the ventriloquist. "I can talk to animals and figure out what you'd need in order to get a high productivity and better quality goods." Just then a cow walks by. "Let me show you!" says the ventriloquist. "Hey cow, what can the farmer do to get more milk out of you?" So the vetriloquist throughs his voice making it seem like the cow is talking: "Well, I'd probably be able to produce milk if the farmer's hands weren't so cold in the mornings." The farmer was amazed at what he just heard. Just then, a chicken walks by. The farmer says "go ahead, ask the chicken how I can get more eggs!"

The ventriloquist does so and then throughs his voice for the respose: "Well if the farmer gave us better feed, I'd be able to produce twice as many eggs!" "Wow!" the farmer is astonished! Just then a sheep walks by. "Hey sheep," the ventriloquist says. Just then, the Farmer runs over to the sheep and covers the sheep's mouth. "Dont talk to her! That ****** is a LIAR!"

Answer 1

Ooouu!! LOL. LOL.
You're a naughty boy!

Have a great evening!

Answer 2

That's cute. I haven't heard it before.

Answer 3

ha lol cute ♥

Answer 4

lol yeah that was funny

Answer 5

bol!

Answer 6

lololololollolololloolo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!