Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.
How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Darn that was fun!"
Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping..." Now I just "chunky dunk."
Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press'Ctrl Alt Delete'and start all over?
2006-08-15 12:09:24 · 11 answers · asked by Erin A 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
those are pretty funny tooo gotta download em :>)
2006-08-15 12:18:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are cruel. How did you know I had bad guts caused by food poisoning.
I nearly frikkin leaked!!!
2006-08-15 19:22:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hare-larious with nonstop quack-ups!
Hehe!
Funny funny!
2006-08-15 19:33:19 · answer #3 · answered by EarthAngel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love these. I am going to share them with everyone!
2006-08-15 19:34:35 · answer #4 · answered by Robert Montano 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. You're on a roll. Great stuff!
2006-08-15 20:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you bad in a diffrent way
2006-08-15 19:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by king 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-08-15 19:18:36 · answer #7 · answered by vanessa m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good ..and most are so true.......hahhahahaha
2006-08-15 19:15:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sangy . 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, these were great! ^_^
2006-08-15 19:40:57 · answer #9 · answered by Nikki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..........cute.
2006-08-15 21:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by chilli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋