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If so, who do you think takes it up the butt?

2006-08-15 11:37:21 · 9 answers · asked by Auntie Kryst 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Matthew 13:36 - "But I say to you that for every idle word men may speak, they will give account of it in the day of judgment."

You don't have to believe in God. But you will still face Him in judgement and answer why you had to say something like this when you did.

2006-08-15 11:52:03 · answer #1 · answered by TY 5 · 2 1

Mohammed is just a messed up child of God. Jesus is Lord of all.

From Romans 14

10 But you, why do you judge your brother? Or you again, why do you despise your brother? For we will all stand before the judgment seat of Christ.

11 For it is written, "'As I live,' says the Lord,'to me every knee will bow. Every tongue will confess to God.'"

12 So then each one of us will give account of himself to God.

13 Therefore let's not judge one another any more, but judge this rather, that no man put a stumbling block in his brother's way, or an occasion for falling.

2006-08-15 12:05:45 · answer #2 · answered by Just David 5 · 0 1

Since Mohammad re-wrote the existing Holy scriptures into his Koran and in so doing created blasphemous and heretical teachings, is probably not there.

2006-08-15 11:49:23 · answer #3 · answered by Augustine 6 · 0 0

Mohammad is not in Heaven. He didn't believe that Jesus was the son of God.

2006-08-15 11:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by Roxton P 4 · 0 0

I believed all women were very respectful until i saw your idiotic, supposed to be funny question. You should be ashamed of yourself to ask this kinda question. Plus both will be in heaven but I bet YOU WILL NOT. Shame on YOU MA'AM....

2006-08-15 11:46:40 · answer #5 · answered by AllsTar 4 · 1 0

I dont want to justify this question with an answer but it is funny to see uneducated people talking about Islam like they are scholars. Listen people, getting your certificate on Islam from CNN does not qualify you to speak about islam or Muslims.

2006-08-15 11:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Erni S 2 · 2 0

There is no gender in heaven, therefore there is no sex. Acts of homosexuality are also forbidden in both religions.

2006-08-15 11:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Last I heard they were playing golf with Buddha.

2006-08-15 11:44:46 · answer #8 · answered by Bender 6 · 1 0

Mohammed blew himself up with a suicide bomb.

2006-08-15 11:46:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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