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2006-08-15 11:23:16 · 14 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Answer 1:
He said "What is this, a joke?"
Answer 2:
I don't know either, but I but I hear the punchline is nuts.
Answer 3:
I don't know either, but I but I hear the punchline stinks.
2006-08-15 12:01:12 · answer #1 · answered by mea_v4 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
The squirrel said, "You know what I like about you? Your name describes you. It's Peter Uteger. And what describes you even more, your initials.
2006-08-15 18:41:13 · answer #2 · answered by definitivamente06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, hey, hey...you Peppy La Pew....I'm Peppy La Cute!
Hehe!
Okay, it's corny, but it was the first thing that popped into my mind. Gotta love that skunk. He never gives up!
2006-08-15 19:21:51 · answer #3 · answered by EarthAngel 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He couldn't say anything....he had already passed out from the smell!
2006-08-15 19:13:11 · answer #4 · answered by Karla 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He said wanna look at my nuts? (i know its gross but it was the first thing that came to mind)
2006-08-15 18:31:38 · answer #5 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I can give you a good dye job. No one will see your streak. Then they'll let you in the apartment bushes.
2006-08-15 19:13:18 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo, man. I don't usually say this to everyone, but, you wanna look at my nuts??? EW!!! Nevermind, you farted, stinko!!!!!!
2006-08-15 18:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Isabella 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!
2006-08-15 22:13:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it wern't for your perfume, I could go nuts for you.
2006-08-15 19:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by caroline r 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You stink
2006-08-15 18:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by Erin A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋