here is my favorite (ry the way i am in no way racist or prejudice)
A RUSSIAN GUY, AN AMERICAN GUY, AND A MEXICAN GUY ARE ALL IN A BAR.
THE RUSSIAN GUY DRINKS A BOTTLE OF VODKA, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR, AND SHOOTS IT. HE SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY"
THE MEXICAN GUY DRINKS A TEQUILA, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR SHOOTS IT AND SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY"
THE AMERICAN GUY DRINKS A BEER, THROWS THE BOTTLE UP IN THE AIR AND SHOOTS THE MEXICAN GUY AND SAYS "ITS OK WE HAVE ALOT OF THOSE IN OUR COUNTRY!"
now tell me your jokes or just leave a comment about this one!
2006-08-15 11:15:47 · 11 answers · asked by Ryan O 2 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
I go this off of the Internet and it was posted by some racist SOB. But it was funny, I had to laugh at it!
A strong earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. Two million Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.
Canada is sending troops to help the Mexican army control the riots.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Other Latin American countries are sending supplies.
The European community (except France) is sending food and money.
The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans.
2006-08-15 11:33:07 · answer #1 · answered by El Teke 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
theres a mexican guy a black guy and a puerto rican guy in 1 car whos driving?
The cops.
2006-08-15 11:26:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
That is a good joke yes i'm mexican but that was good congra. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I need to go pee se u in a few ;)
Hey pasas don't take it personal is a good jce.
Elteke that was very good to Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrret now I can go pipi
2006-08-15 11:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Zorro 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
im mexican but ill tell you that the joke was funny but very offensive.
so here are two about white people! :D
Q: Why is it so hard to find white racist jokes?
A: Cause being white is bad enough
Q: Why do white people like to have sex in front of the mirror?
A: Objects may be larger than they appear.
2006-08-15 11:30:22 · answer #4 · answered by Andi 4 · 5⤊ 4⤋
I could tell you a joke about why the Olympics aren't held in Mexico, but I won't.
And I think people need to not get offended so easily. Lighten up people.
2006-08-15 11:20:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anthony S 4 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Funny but true. Oh how I wish I could say what I feel like saying.
2006-08-15 11:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
How do call stupid people like ryan?
dosen't matter he is still stupid
2006-08-15 12:54:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
why do mexicans wear sombreros?
so they have somewhere to put their burritos while stealing your hubcaps!
2006-08-15 11:21:32 · answer #8 · answered by Phoenix 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋
I prefer not to tell them. I think it encourages stereotypes and small-minded thinking.
2006-08-15 11:20:12 · answer #9 · answered by webstoragea1 3 · 2⤊ 5⤋
This is truly a violent & offensive statement disguised as a "joke".
2006-08-15 11:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by kobacker59 6 · 3⤊ 8⤋