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It could save me a lot of money in water bills.

2006-08-15 11:04:10 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It should be okay if it's sprinkling holy water on your lawn like the priest does with his aspergillum, the sprinkling wand used in the Catholic Church. You may have to have your priest come over to your place and bless your garden hose so that it dispenses holy water, but if he finds out what your plans are, he may turn you down.

Man oh man, I remember the first time I experienced the sprinkling in a Catholic Church, I wasn't paying attention and didn't even see the priest coming down the aisle. My first thought was "What the hell was that? Where'd that f*k*n water come from?" I'm very glad I didn't shout it out loud.

2006-08-23 02:27:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Exodus 20:4

2006-08-15 11:09:22 · answer #2 · answered by robinhoodcb 4 · 0 1

What kind of statue do you have ? And what is your religion.If you are a muslim,according to hadith we vare prohibited of having and making some statues in the form of humanbeings ,animals and also insects which have souls.If we have it in our house,the angles will not enter our house and we will have difficulties in our subsistence..In the resurrection day,Allah will ask us to blow spirit into that statues.,but we can not do it.
I suggest you to replace it with other statue such as like a tree of bamboo flowing the water.

2006-08-22 20:23:06 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

I'd like to add that to my new product profolio right next to the "Virgin Mary Paninni Press" and "Holy Saints Tortilla Roller."

2006-08-23 03:35:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

OMFG!!! Im coming over right now with the camera. NO ONE is going to believe this!!!

and i can sell pics on ebay for $100 a pop...

2006-08-16 15:12:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

only if you turn it upside down and place another crying religious statue next to it in a sexual position. it would be wrong, but probably funny.

2006-08-23 08:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh, that is an artpiece...

if you had a little moses statue you could make the water dance, like the fountains in vegas.... and a jesus statue could walk on it... like a big ol' religious magic show meets cirque de soleil

2006-08-15 11:11:44 · answer #7 · answered by Jonny Propaganda 4 · 2 1

All of the visitors would be saturated, and yet they would love it.

How many have you got, you could just have a hoseless drip irrigation system.

2006-08-16 09:35:56 · answer #8 · answered by Jeremy D 5 · 1 0

That is so awesome. Too funny. That's iconoclastic on a lot of levels.

Thank you for the laugh!

2006-08-15 11:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No . I sat go ahead . Maybe someday you will wake and find your lawn drunk on some great wine!!!!!

2006-08-23 08:56:28 · answer #10 · answered by Praynographer ! 3 · 0 0

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