2006-08-15 10:28:35 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Cats
Because he/she doesn't spend all his/her time answering stupid questions on the internet. Also because he/she has you trained to feed, water and clean up after him/her.
2006-08-15 10:45:16 · answer #1 · answered by Wen 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Your cat is smarter than you because he doesn't care who's smarter. He's content to deal with his own problems and let you deal with your own inferiority complex.
2006-08-15 17:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by dogsaysmoo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Your cat is just a dumb animal. It's not smarter than any human being.
2006-08-15 17:33:54 · answer #3 · answered by lynda_is 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wait a minute. My cat's are WAY smarter than your one meesly cat. If your cat is as smart as you.. watch out, we might have a jr. george bush!
haha wow did that make any sense?
2006-08-15 18:15:18 · answer #4 · answered by sugarbabealison 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
because it is fed each day, and gets to sleep whenever it wants.
I have to go to work to earn money to buy and then cook food. I can only sleep when I am not at work, or my boss gets cross.
Your cats breath smells worse than mine, and I can use toilet tissue (I dont have to lick my bum clean) so its not all bad
2006-08-15 17:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by Publicist 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can your cat do Algrebra or play in an Orchestra? Also, see if your cat can name all of Jupiter's moons.
2006-08-15 17:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anton Mathew 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Probably smarter then you, But damn sure not smarter then me
2006-08-15 17:33:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
My dog's asking me the same question. Hold on...
Ok, I'm back. My dog says your cat is not.
So there.
2006-08-15 17:34:13 · answer #8 · answered by Munya Says: DUH! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Your cat's mom goes to college.
2006-08-15 17:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I checked with my cats & they say that it's because we give in to their every wish.
2006-08-15 17:34:51 · answer #10 · answered by Catini 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋