Let me here what are some of the worst and funniest pickup lines you have ever heard.?

Answer 1

I got multiple personality disorder and they all want you

Answer 2

“Let’s go somewhere we can be alone. Ah, there doesn’t seem to be anyone on this couch,”
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Do you know why the sea is salty? Because you took all the sweet.

that good lol

Answer 3

This might only be funny to anyone in the health care industry, but here goes.

I was in an elevator with a female patient who we was being wheeled into surgery. There were about four people lending an assist, including the anesthesiologist who was about to put her under. He was scrubbed up & about all that you could determine about him, without knowing him, was his beautiful, piercing blue eyes.

He'd already started some pretty heavy-duty drugs & we'd told this woman that once she started feeling like she'd had a couple of drinks, to tell us and start counting backwards.

The patient scrambled tubes and mask out of her way a few minutes after she should have given some indication of drifting, and with dead-pan, absolute *seriousness*, she asked point blank: "So, doctor....do you come here often? They make excellent margaritas in this joint."

She fell asleep before she noticed how badly the dude was blushing.....but we did, & he's not lived it down to this day.

It still makes me cackle, but then again, this might be one of those things where you just had to be there.

Answer 4

the worst pickup line i heard was "damn ma my girl thinks you are fine and i am feelin you to....you wanna go home wit us tonite. i was tipsy that nite and even though the guy and woman were both attractive, i just did not like the pickup line.

Answer 5

The funniest pick up line was a guy that posted a question that said "let me here..........." INSTEAD of "let me HEAR...........the funniest lines etc. etc.

Answer 6

Sitting in a restaurant alone eating lunch, a guy across from me eating his lunch says, "if u were this piece of chicken, i would eat u to the bone".

Answer 7

The Lamest : i was wearing a green lacoste polo one day and this old man comes up to me like "you wearin' green don be so mean" and i walked off and he followed me like "you wearing blue, its all about you"

Answer 8

the worst pick up line I ever heard was nice shoes, wanna f***?

Answer 9

The worst: "Wanna check out the ceiling of my new car?"

Answer 10

I have a pretty good comeback ; This guy said to me
"I'd love to get into your knickers"
Offended by his rudeness, i quickly replied:
"There's already one a***ho** in there, don't think there's room for another"

Answer 11

Is that a mirror in your pants cuz I can deffinatly see myself in them. Did it hurt when you fell from the sky cuz you are deffinatly an angel! I lost my number can I have yours?