Am I getting fat? Is He seeing other people? Was it ever love?
2006-08-15 09:22:24 · 23 answers · asked by eskimo 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but I saw Jesus at the mall all hugged up with that chick Maria from the bank.
You better drop him girl he aint no good!
2006-08-15 09:28:50 · answer #1 · answered by cynthetiq 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Look, it's not you, it's Jesus. He's been going through some heavy stuff, and it's really made Him think about His life, and where it's going. But He wants to stay friends with you, okay?
2006-08-15 16:30:41 · answer #2 · answered by Josh 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Because you haven't taken the Lord's supper in over a month!
2006-08-15 16:26:27 · answer #3 · answered by Cre8ed2worship 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus calls you beautiful. You need to get real with God. Let go & let God. He loves you so much. The more you seek Him, the more you find Him. The more you find Him, the more you Love Him.
Without faith it is impossible to please God, For those that seek Him must believe that He Is, and is a rewarder to those who diligently seek Him.
Yes, Jesus loves you more than you can know. He wants to bless you with every spiritual blessing.
To worship God, one must worship Him in Spirit & in Truth. Read the Word of God first thing in the morning. Pray in the Spirit to God also. Start by praying around 20 minutes, unless God directs otherwise. What happens is that God wants to reveal to you His love. Don't be surprised with what He reveals. Just trust & obey. The Holy Spirit confirms the truth in the Son & in the Father. These three agree.
2006-08-15 16:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by t a m i l 6 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Jesus sent me here to read your question. He wants me to make love to you since your man doesnt
Unfortunetly he didnt tell me if you were a guy or a girl
2006-08-15 16:28:33 · answer #5 · answered by hicksvilleny 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sexual love is only a glipse of the satisfying relationship of the redeemed and God in heaven Although physical sexuality is only in htis life, there are greater and deeper relationships in heaven
in the end, negotiating love down to sex... is probably not the way to find fullfilling love. You might look for love in the meat market, but will you find it... uh no..
2006-08-15 17:12:23 · answer #6 · answered by whirlingmerc 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I am sure that you are loved or have been loved by your parents, siblings, friends and neighbours. Are you saying you have slept with them? Don't you know that a word may have many meanings. Am I talking to a nutter?
2006-08-15 16:27:52 · answer #7 · answered by Raymo 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
THAT'S humour, ladies and gentlemen!
"jesus saves! he shoots! he scores!"
many a pissed off nun might be asking that, sooner than we all think. he's only one man! well, two men, and a woman, or a ghost (why don't they say, "ghost", anymore? it's so much more awesome than, "spirit".), or some such.
2006-08-15 16:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by altgrave 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I bet He got a haircut or had His nails done, and you didn't say anything....He's just trying to get your attention so He can feel special again.
2006-08-15 16:29:17 · answer #9 · answered by timm1776 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I just saw him at the strip club getting a private dance
2006-08-15 16:28:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋