Does anyone know any good Michael Jackson jokes? I know he was accuited but he will be a joke even after his death!
2006-08-15 09:17:51 · 20 answers · asked by krisatk25 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?
One is pale and scares kids. The other is a friendly ghost.
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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant?
One plays ball in the pros, the other plays ball in the minors.
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Plastic Surgery: $34,000 Amusement Park: $12,000,000 Legal Fees: $785,000 Making us Laugh: Priceless!
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What does Michael Jackson and an XBOX both have in common?
They are both plastic and kids turn them on!
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Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
Because there are twenty of them
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When is Michael Jackson like a clock?
When the big hand touches the little hand
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It is sooo easy to make fun of him!
2006-08-15 10:13:13 · answer #1 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What does Michael Jackson and Caviar have in common?
They both come on little white crackers
When does Michael Jackson go shopping?
When little boys pants are half off
When does Michael go to sleep?
When the big hand is over the little hand
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2006-08-15 11:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Michael Jackson himself is a joke. People don't have to make up Michael Jackson jokes. Just say his name and people will laugh.
2006-08-15 15:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by candace 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
I thought that Michael Jackson was a joke.
2006-08-15 09:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by theophilus 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
What do Michael Jackson and Gameboy have in common?
They're both turned on by little boys.
Thats kinda old tho
2006-08-15 09:22:18 · answer #5 · answered by Ky_bello 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
This is way stupid but unique
Whats the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson is a $*@$_*_$ing FREAK!!!!
2006-08-15 11:35:13 · answer #6 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 2⤊ 4⤋
The Judge told Michael Jackson that if he molests any more little boys, there were going to convert him into a priest.
2006-08-15 09:28:39 · answer #7 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 5⤊ 4⤋
Did you hear that Michael Jackson got food poisoning?
Yeah, he was eating 10 year old weiners.
2006-08-15 11:26:10 · answer #8 · answered by bravado_00 1 · 9⤊ 2⤋
Where is the first place MJ goes in the mall?
THe little boys section because the pants are 1/2 off!
2006-08-15 11:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by syd j 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
What Do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both c*m on little white crackers!!
2006-08-15 10:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by Dane N 1 · 3⤊ 4⤋