2006-08-15 09:12:26 · 16 answers · asked by osunumberonefan 5 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Oh boy do I have one...My father's girlfriend rides horses for recretation and she shared this with me.
Once when she was in a bar a man came up to her and gave her the ever lame but very well used:
"Have we met before?" She smiled at him and in an attempt to get him to leave her alone said
"No, I was a horse in a former life..." He smiled right back and said
"That's it! I was a jockey in a former life...I think I rode you once..."
2006-08-15 09:20:44 · answer #1 · answered by Kitten 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 09:16:47 · answer #2 · answered by ESTHER'D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-04 21:10:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Person 1: Do you have any bandaids?
Person 2: No..
Person 1: Cause I hurt myself falling for you.
2006-08-15 09:22:24 · answer #4 · answered by Kayy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are really good at two things,......
1.heavy lifting
2. oral sex
how are you on the second?
this is woman asking a man.
2006-08-15 09:28:53 · answer #5 · answered by stacy p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Baby you can call me milk cause I'll do your body good.
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
2006-08-15 09:22:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
can i check the label on your shirt, i just wanna make sure you were made in heaven
2006-08-15 09:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this one!!
-"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?"
2006-08-15 09:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by mlove1307 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heaven must be missing an angel
2006-08-15 09:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Karen B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
walk along (same direction) with the lonely girl & ask anything.
2006-08-15 09:21:44 · answer #10 · answered by lal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋