They say god is everywhere! Well, I say in that case Paper Bags are God they are everywhere and we all use them, but which is the God, the God of paper Bags or the God of plastic bags, the new God. These Gods feed more than 5000 but provide food for millions a sure sign a Omnipitance.
2006-08-15 09:08:57 · 29 answers · asked by ? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
yea and here's the leader!
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2006-08-15 09:14:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD IN THE WORLD AND GOD ALSO CAN SEE YOU IN WHAT EVER YOU WHERE
Who is God?
Very often one will here the Arabic word "Allah" being used in regards to Islam. The word "Allah" is simply the Arabic word for Almighty God, and is the same word used by Arabic speaking Christians and Jews. If one were to pick up an Arabic translation of the Bible, one would see the word "Allah" being use where the word "God" is used in English. Actually, the Arabic word for Almighty God, "Allah", is quite similiar to the word for God in other Semitic languages—for example, the Hebrew word for God is "Elah". For various reasons, some non-Muslims mistakenly believe that Muslims worship a different God than Jews and Christians. This is certainly not the case, since the Pure Monotheism of Islam calls all people to the worship of the God of Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and all of the other prophets. However, even though Jews, Christians and Muslims worship the same God—since there is only one God—their concepts concerning Him differ in some significant ways.
2006-08-15 16:15:58 · answer #2 · answered by marinad m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The God of bags has percuted so many people I can't begin. That God had bro8ught nothing but pain and suffering by it's followers.
The Bag God is false and a liar!
2006-08-15 16:14:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What about the god of shopping carts??? Because shopping carts carry the paper and plastic bags to the people.
2006-08-15 16:12:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What about sand on the beach? There's a lot of that? Maybe there should be a sand God. Or what about cell phones? Tons of them! All hail Cingular! And then don't get me started on ameobas! They are all over the place! Or is it that one very big God made all of that?
2006-08-15 16:14:20 · answer #5 · answered by wileydan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, scotty boy, the idea that God is everywhere doesn't mean He's a bag - it means He's IN the bags.
2006-08-15 16:13:44 · answer #6 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is only one god and he's the god over everything he's just god hes not anything else but GOD not god of bags that is the stupidest thing i've ever heard
2006-08-15 16:15:11 · answer #7 · answered by act3456 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't know that, but thank you for telling me about the god of bags.
2006-08-15 16:15:15 · answer #8 · answered by sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a silly silly man. No self-respecting god would allow cockroaches to lay eggs in him. Clearly you meant to refer to the god of aluminum cans.
2006-08-15 16:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by desperatehw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Then you pray for bags ?? and bags rule you .. and they order you to do everything .. then if a bag ordered you to suicide you will ?? Cool .. mr.Bagslave !
Good luck Using your god
2006-08-15 16:16:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This brings new meaning to the question "paper or plastic?"
2006-08-15 16:13:48 · answer #11 · answered by Justsyd 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋