tell me the best joke u know th winner will win 10 points!!
2006-08-15 08:26:35 · 11 answers · asked by NuMBer 25....★Anettii★ 2 in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
An old man and a young man worked in office next to each other. The young man had noticed that the older man always seemed to have a jar of peanuts on his desk. The young man loved peanuts.
One day while the older man was away from his desk the young man couldn't resist and went to the old man's jar and ate over half the peanuts.
When the old man returned the young man felt guilty and confessed to taking the peanuts.
The old man responded "That's ok since I lost my teeth all I can do is lick the chocolate off the M&Ms."
2006-08-15 08:35:26 · answer #1 · answered by SugaPie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three newly married men were sitting around talking about their wives. The first man said he told his new wife to have the house cleaned and dinner on the table when he got home, after three days he came home to a clean house and dinner on the table. The second man said he told his wife to have the house clean, dinner ready and the laundry done by the time he came home, it took a few days but he came home to a clean house, clean laundry and dinner on the table. The third man said he told his wife to clean the house, make dinner, do the laundry and mow the lawn, he said by the third day the swelling had gone down enough for him to clean the house, fix something to eat and call a landscaper.
2006-08-15 15:35:41 · answer #2 · answered by Meggo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've got a couple of different points to make-
1st. the most obvious, this is FOOD AND DRINK
2nd. Isn't every point here free??? I mean in the context that you're going to write something anyway....
2006-08-15 15:31:57 · answer #3 · answered by catkinso3201 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A captain and his sailors are approaching a ship. The captain says get me my red shirt to his assistant. So he does. They win and continue to sail. The assistant asks him why did you want your red shirt. The captain says so that if i was bleeding, the crew wouldn't see and would be motivated. O, says the assistant. Soon, they approach 50 battleships. The captain says bring me my brown pants.
If you don't get it, the captain was about to crap his pants.
2006-08-15 15:42:12 · answer #4 · answered by !{¤©¤}! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde came home to find her home ransacked and robbed. The police were sent to her house with a sniifing dog to check for evidence. She told the police my home was robbed and all you can do is send this blind man and his dog.
2006-08-15 19:46:22 · answer #5 · answered by kassandra124 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homer and bart simpson are on the field in the super bowl to perform the coin toss. the referee tells the visiting team to choose heads or tails. they choose tails. homer instead of fliping the coin, picks up bart and flips him. bart stays airborne for thirty seconds and falls flat on his face. the referee and crowd are horrified. homer looks around and says "what,he told me heads or tails!".
2006-08-15 16:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by ar2425 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man goes into a fish n chip shop
Can I have a bag of chips please he asks
what would you like, 50,70 or 90 the lady says
Well if you're gonna count em giz a fish
2006-08-15 15:45:07 · answer #7 · answered by numpty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Just Between you and me, something smells....
ALTERNATE Versions (made up by me):
What did the right thigh say to the left thigh?
What did the right asscheek say to the left asscheek?
2006-08-15 15:31:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the w's
2006-08-15 15:31:58 · answer #9 · answered by In love with life 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did you put this in food? Thxs for the pts though:)
2006-08-15 15:38:58 · answer #10 · answered by AQHA34 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋