here's mine: (it's ok, i was born there, and i have a sense of humor, so don't get offended)
what's 100 feet long, has 3 teeth, and smells like urine?
the unemployment line in west virginia
2006-08-15 08:22:46 · 15 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A womans car breaks down in front of a house. She goes to the house and asks for help.
The two hillbillies that live there say they will help her if she has sex with them. She says OK.
Just before they have sex, she asks them to put condoms on.
They ask her, 'What are these for?"
She says, "You wear them so I don't get pregnant"
They say, "OK" and put them on, then have sex.
A few weeks later, the two hillbillies are sitting on the porch talking.
Hey, Earl
Yeah, Jed.
Hey, do you remember that woman we had sex with a couple of weeks back?
Sure do.
Do you care if she gets pregnant?
No, I don't
Well then, let's take these things off.
2006-08-15 10:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by chris z 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
West Virginia Joke
2016-11-04 07:33:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is West Virginia's greatest invention?
- the solar-powered flashlight
2006-08-15 08:28:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
west virginia is like west vagina,now that may no longer so humorous in any respect and super lame and may well be even insulting i be conscious of,i'm sorry for the guy who's indignant,yet i had noting greater proper in strategies,it replaced into no longer in my objective to insult,in hassle-free terms for exciting...
2016-09-29 07:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was born there too!! And it is hard to find job!! There a lot of crimes too. The welfare line!!
2006-08-15 08:43:48 · answer #5 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My ex's family is from up there. I think that might be them. lol
2006-08-15 08:34:04 · answer #6 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG. That is so funny! I have family in West Virginia! LOL! ROFLMAO! OMG! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh!
2006-08-15 08:28:24 · answer #7 · answered by sherijgriggs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, well I found it funny. Don't hate me...
2006-08-15 08:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by eagleboy225 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is my joke Rainelle ha ha i live there
2006-08-15 14:45:50 · answer #9 · answered by Timothy B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cmon..Thats not funny..
2006-08-15 08:27:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋