2006-08-15 08:18:01 · 19 answers · asked by Butthole Jesus 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Look at all the christians oppressing me by threatening to report my question.
If god did exist, then my question would have never be posted.
2006-08-15 08:49:58 · update #1
LOL, Not in any of the painted renderings of the event I've seen so far. And, in my personal sexual experience, boo-boo's are a sexual distraction for men and cause limp-bisquitness. So, I'd say no.
2006-08-15 08:25:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i will ask god to forgive you for asking such an awful question. I did report you, but that will probably do no good. You are probably a young person and you probably have few problems right now, but one day the same Jesus that you mock you may have to call out to in a time of need!!!!
2006-08-15 16:02:53 · answer #2 · answered by gee-geeofmo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe, maybe not. We'll never though. But in all probability, no, since it is almost impossible to get & sustain an erection when you are crucified. Only if you get a sexual turn-on from crucifixion. But then the world is full of all kinds of strange people.
Intriguing question, though.
2006-08-15 15:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus ain't an issue to play or make fun of Jesus is a Person that you should love and fear at the same time. Lord forgive him for he don't know what writes.
2006-08-15 15:25:19 · answer #4 · answered by Mermaid& Monkey 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You are sick and disgusting and I hope your penis shrinks to the size of a cocktail weenie! With that in mind, you've been reported!
2006-08-15 15:24:18 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're going to H E L L cause that blasphemous disturbing thought is wrong on so many levels. YOU'RE A HEATHEN!!!!
2006-08-15 15:23:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is another example of a question that should definitely and immediately be deleted!
2006-08-15 15:37:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would it?
Perhaps to let gay people like you to have your eyes opened.
You're gonna be surprised when He comes to juge the living and the dead.
2006-08-15 15:24:11 · answer #8 · answered by zorro 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus said, Father forgive them for they know not what they do..
2006-08-15 15:22:47 · answer #9 · answered by Heatmizer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And... reported
2006-08-15 15:23:25 · answer #10 · answered by dgoodnight3001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋