This is just what our children need. And some paint chips, but that's it.
2006-08-15 08:15:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Naw, no paint chips. The new paint chips aren't properly fortified with a thousand times the recommended daily intake of the mineral lead.
2006-08-15 08:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Okay by me to teach Creation, but the Bible teaches the value of pi to be much more accurate than 3.00. Perhaps you should read a little more before you misquote the Bible--or anything else for that matter.
Not sure what you are talking about with the "standing up pregnant" thing but I'm sure you're trying to insult Christianity by saying we're all stupid... Anyway, read up on the Bible and PI next time.
2006-08-15 15:30:46 · answer #2 · answered by Paul McDonald 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're just being sarcastic. Instead let's teach them about the truth of Piltdown man and it's evidence for evolution... and the evolution of the horse, how it got progressively larger and the footprint progressively improved....
We can teach them how we know the age of bones because we know what layer of rock in which they were found... and we know how old the layers of rock are by what fossils are found there....
Yea, your way is so much more intellectual, fact based and reasonable not to mention void of an condescension or being influenced by personal belief systems such as atheism, agnosticism.or humanism.
And thank you for not trying to push your personal beliefs on anyone else....
2006-08-15 15:27:21 · answer #3 · answered by Bud 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, my name isn't Kay, but I'll answer anyway.
Let's teach creation, Pi = 3.1415926535 (or 22/7 if you prefer) and that you don't get pregnant if you keep your panties on.
2006-08-15 15:25:02 · answer #4 · answered by oklatom 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Of course pi reflects the holy trinity-- it's just the devil who stretches out the radius.
2006-08-15 15:21:47 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
By all means, be my guest, as we all embark on the dumbing of US OF A. Lead chips. Careful now.
2006-08-15 15:21:32 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
since when is pi exactly three, in catholic high school I was taught it was an infinte number starting with 3.14 and apparently you can have sex standing up, if your flxible enough.
2006-08-15 15:30:24 · answer #7 · answered by kucher1031 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't forget abaout Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy!
2006-08-15 15:21:30 · answer #8 · answered by a kinder, gentler me 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol...
But you are wrong. They must also be taught the fine art of persecution. That is key.
2006-08-15 15:21:31 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no, they need some whiteboard fluid man, come on!
2006-08-15 15:22:19 · answer #10 · answered by she who is awesome 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋