One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.
The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there? TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. Possibly he just doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:
Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
2006-08-15 06:27:37 · 12 answers · asked by digilook 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she possibly may not even have one!
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2006-08-15 06:28:04 · update #1
Good argument for separation of church and education.
2006-08-15 06:33:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's about the stupidest and most contrived piece of drivel I've heard yet.
First of all, where (outside of former communist Russia, perhaps) is a teacher going to be teaching the class atheism?? And if s/he does that poor a job, they need their license revoked. No teacher would ever say that, no kid would ever say that. The whole thing reeked of effort and insincerity . Try again.
2006-08-15 13:40:29 · answer #2 · answered by lmn78744 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Cute joke! While I think it's fine for a teacher to teach evolution, it certainly isn't their place to teach that God doesn't exist.
2006-08-15 13:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by daisyk 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, I love that story. It is so like what teachers teach like today..... maybe i should use that point when they try to teach me evolution.
My mum failed because on her test she answered the questions based on what she knew of God.
2006-08-15 13:35:10 · answer #4 · answered by Union Jack 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the little girl in the back of the room sad i know where god is by this time the teacher was mad and she sad WHERE IS HE SMART IE PANTS she sad he is in my bathroom the teacher sad what. i dint know but every morning i here my dad saying god are you stell in that bath room
2006-08-15 13:43:43 · answer #5 · answered by Raymond 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the teacher is obviousLy expLain atheism not evoLution. THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. that teacher shouLd not be aLLowed to teach atheism, because there is no reaL way to prove it true, the teahcer shouLd be aLLowed to teach evoLution because there is overwheLming amounts of evidence for that.
2006-08-15 13:36:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Gah! Glurge!
2006-08-15 13:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cool Joke :)
2006-08-15 13:33:54 · answer #8 · answered by not_your_average*chick 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Using your argument, your penis doesn't exist either! If you're a guy, that is.
2006-08-15 13:37:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was a rather stupid waste of space.
2006-08-15 13:34:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋