Do they get excited when they see the centerfold primate of the month?
2006-08-15 05:53:15 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
How did you know I had religious magazines under my bed? You people are good.
2006-08-15 06:09:31 · update #1
I'm alowed to keep National Geographic right on the coffee table.
2006-08-15 05:58:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, they don't hide them, they openly display them on coffee tables so that others might know the joy that is the primate centerfold of the month. How do I know this? My uncle's old roommate knew a guy who used to drive a forklift in a meat packing plant that was owned by a guy who's dad was an evolutionist. This guy didn't own any primate magazines, but he knew another guy who did and that guy told me.
2006-08-15 13:05:42 · answer #2 · answered by Brad Beerdrinker 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can't say I have stacks of primate mags under my bed to get off to. I do, however have stacks of books, which I READ and LEARN from - something most creationists couldn't attest to... Bar of course cherrypicking the bits of the bible that they reckon will fit with Pat Robertson's political ideology...
I think Bill Hicks was very apt in saying "You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?"
2006-08-23 07:21:55 · answer #3 · answered by 8Dave 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not agree if someone hide stacks of primate magazines under his/her bed.He/she should read it well and think it logically whether its news can be received or not.If there are many mistakes or contradictions,he/she should make a responses in the same magazines So the readers will know which one is correct.
2006-08-22 01:54:53 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Evolutionists are capable of using hypothesis as a tool to unsolve the mystery of fossils that are found all over the globe.
Religionists are capable of interpret the Bible that was written before the dark ages by a group of people who had education.
I keep photos of apes and monkeys on the wall to remind me that once we came from our common ancestors.
2006-08-15 13:31:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Many people do not know just how popular primate porn is....
Well known star, Ron Jeremy, has won primate of the month for 20 years straight.
2006-08-15 13:31:23 · answer #6 · answered by Jeremy D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I have a centerfold of "The Protozoans of the Big 10" on my wall.
2006-08-21 17:40:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, I don't do that...do you keep a stack of God magazines under your bed? Do you get exited when you see Nun of the month? And if so, does it make you feel disappointed that it really does mean none? You people really are rediculous...get a life.
2006-08-15 13:02:42 · answer #8 · answered by Okkieneko 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Included in human nature is an intense love. Even, because of the power of imagination, man fancies a sort of immortality in everything he loves. Whenever he thinks of or sees their passing, he cries out from the depths of his being. All the lamentations at separation are interpretations of the weeping resulting from love of immortality. If there was no imagined immortality, there would be no love. It might even be said that a reason for the existence of the eternal realm and everlasting Paradise is the intense desire for immortality arising from that passionate love of immortality, and from the innate and general prayer for immortality. The Enduring One of Glory accepted man's intense, unshakeable, innate desire and his powerful, effective, general prayer, for He created for transient man an eternal realm.
Is it at all possible that the Munificent and Compassionate Creator would accept the insignificant wish of a tiny stomach and its supplication through the tongue of disposition for a temporary immortality through creating innumerable sorts of delicious foods, and not accept the intense desire of all human kind, which arises from an overpowering innate need, and mankind's universal, constant, rightful, just prayer for immortality, offered through word and state? God forbid, a hundred thousand times! It is not possible that He would not accept it. Not to accept it would be in keeping with neither his wisdom, nor His justice, nor His mercy, nor His power.
Since man is most desirous of immortality, all his perfections and pleasures are dependent on immortality. And since immortality is particular to the Enduring One of Glory; and since the Enduring One's Names are enduring and immortal; and since the Enduring One's mirrors take on the hue of the Enduring One, and reflect His decree, and manifest a sort of immortality; for sure the matter most important for man, his most pressing duty, is to form a relation with that Enduring One and to adhere to His Names. For everything expended on the way of the Enduring One receives a sort of immortality. Thus, the second the Enduring One, He is the Enduring One! expresses this truth. In addition to healing man's innumerable spiritual wounds, it satisfies the intense wish for immortality in his nature.
2006-08-23 11:39:37 · answer #9 · answered by Metu 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, especially when the primate has a big blue bottom
2006-08-23 12:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by cara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I don't think so. A rather odd thought really. Still a thought all the same, and that should be encouraged.
2006-08-23 11:33:49 · answer #11 · answered by murray_fortescue 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋