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Drink a lot of soda and let the gas build up. Then when you have enough gas, just let one rip and blow it out. Watch where you aim it though.

2006-08-15 05:34:50 · answer #1 · answered by nypokerplayer 4 · 0 0

Eat broccoli followed by chips and salsa. Or, even better, have a trusted friend go in with one of those spikey corn on the cob holders and retrieve it.

2006-08-15 12:33:56 · answer #2 · answered by korbbec 4 · 0 0

Drink a quart of motor oil. Or just go to the movies and order popcorn with extra butter.

2006-08-15 12:37:25 · answer #3 · answered by deacondarlin 1 · 0 0

Tweezers

2006-08-15 12:44:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

well u idiot go to the er and explain that one to a doctor, r u sure its a corn cobb and not your head

2006-08-15 12:34:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jamie D 4 · 1 0

Stick a gerbil up there and wait a few days for the gerbil to eat it

2006-08-15 12:32:34 · answer #6 · answered by billyandgaby 7 · 0 0

Do as the constipated mathematician did and work it out with a pencil.

2006-08-15 12:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Dude get a life!
Go for a walk or something.

2006-08-15 12:49:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

how the hell did u get it it shoved up ur *** in the first place? r u ganna eat it...

crap it out, if you can, but then again if its stuck real bad how the hell do u ****?

2006-08-15 12:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by bryantsahota 2 · 0 0

Tell your boyfriend to POKE you in the rear so that it can come up back through your mouth!!!

2006-08-15 12:33:51 · answer #10 · answered by CATHOLIC PRIEST!! 4 · 0 0

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