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Why do most religions sound dumb??

Wiccans = Witches
Mormons = Morons
Catholics = Alcoholics
Protestants = Prostitutes
Jews = ewww's or Juice
Christians = Pedestrians


I am a proud Spanish Atheits... answers in Spanish are welcomed..

so the question is

CAN YOU GIVE A FUNNY NICK TO ATHEISTS?? LIKE I HAVE GIVE TO YOU GUYS?

absolutely not we are smart, thats why we chose atheist!

2006-08-15 04:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

6 answers

Atheists = BEASTS...

chose me as best answer for completing your series!

2006-08-18 05:00:57 · answer #1 · answered by Abdul S 3 · 0 0

I for one additionally declare a hereditary good to witchcraft! to those that have pronounced artwork with the fae have my thumbs up! in the sector, because it have been, a cauldron would properly be created from community clays and such. As can an altar. there is no longer something which desires to be 'imported' from the exterior international and the athame is in it relatively is least complicated type is a generic objective device... If one desires to be pedantic. Stone and flint kit or maybe bone reducing implements are the custom of human sort and hence witchcraft. i come across it unusual that loads of insist on examining lots into written works. whilst the printing press has only been with us for some 500 years. Given too that written historic checklist has many times been recorded with the aid of pupils, clergymen et al. I fail to be sure the place all people can draw the tip that what would properly be learn witchcraft ought to in any sense, be deemed 'biblical' in contextual which skill. of path we would desire to learn fellow practitioners etc and there are purely some who can teach the newbie a course into witchcraft that doesn't count heavily on the so pronounced as written account. notwithstanding it does not make what's in a e book precise. i does not use iron or steel in a circle for specific rights yet then i've got confidence that notwithstanding i desire is often approximately me. So I on no account worry approximately it. BTW... an marvelous Q Cosimo!

2016-10-02 02:54:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Atheist = Liars

An athiest is only an athiest until faced with his/her own mortality.
However most say that religion is a crutch, as well it may be, but it is human to have the need to believe in something bigger than yourself. So an athiest who is human when face to face with death will pray to some form of god or superior being.

2006-08-15 04:59:32 · answer #3 · answered by cjones 4 · 0 1

mormon is a nick name given to members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints ,it comes from a book we have called the book of mormon. we use the nickname our selves and have no objection to it as long as the church is not refered to as the mormon church.

2006-08-15 05:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by prevails 3 · 2 0

ATHEISTS = Aestheticians

2006-08-15 04:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

All dressed up and no where to go

2006-08-15 04:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 0 1

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