Neither fit very well..any advice?
2006-08-15 04:26:58 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
I am six foot seven by the way...I need to get some fat friends if they are easier to kidnap I think...
2006-08-15 04:47:25 · update #1
I'd hate to kidnap a dull person, because I'd be trying to get them in the trunk and all they would do is just go limp and start droning on and on about pointless subjects in a monotone voice.
shudder
2006-08-15 04:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by ashcatash 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely fat people.
A tall person can still be more easily manipulated into a vehicle in a hurry much more than a fat one. You will need more strong men to handle a fat man/lady because of the weight & size. You'll also need a bigger car (SUV /truck for instance) & larger space.
A fat man's hit may also bring an average man down, so the kidnap is more risky. Even swerving of the car during pursuit will be more difficult with a fat man on board.
Lastly, a fat man gets exhausted easily (he may even pass out) while running & this will make an escape on foot pretty difficult when you need it.
However, don't go about kidnaping. It's a felony & I'll be a witness against you in court that you sought this info.
2006-08-15 04:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by Prof. Virgo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tall Fat people are the hardest however it can be done just tie them up get a pick up truck back it up to them and then push them in the back of the truck.. Hope this helps with all your kidnapping needs
2006-08-15 04:35:08 · answer #3 · answered by Amy M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a toughy ? Fat people and tall people are both hard to gag for obvious reasons. Then putting them in the trunk is equally difficult. I'd have to say tall although because they can be cut-up so much easier. All I can say is good luck and happy abducting
2006-08-15 04:38:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd have to go with fat, especially if you're going with the extremely obese. There was a guy several years ago who weighed like 1300 pounds. He became ill and needed to go to the hospital, they had to remove a wall from his house to get him out of it. Then they used a crane to hoist him out of bed and place him on a flat bed semi trailor to transport him.
Now that would be a lot of trouble to go through to kidnap someone. Nevermind the fact that if you actually planned to keep him both alive and healthy, you'd go broke trying to feed his a$$...lol
2006-08-15 04:33:39 · answer #5 · answered by baldninja2004 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say each has it's own advantages and disadvantges so I would say a tall fat person is harder to kidnap, can't find a plus in that!
2006-08-15 04:32:45 · answer #6 · answered by dahamu_626 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is easyest to kidnap fat people as they will probably want to be kidnapped. Anybody got a hamburger?
2006-08-15 04:32:17 · answer #7 · answered by jewingengleman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, we need to set up these people to be kidnapped(not harmed) just for research. This question needs to be officially researched and tested. This would be great for reality TV. I love this question.
2006-08-15 04:38:12 · answer #8 · answered by marcee00 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really know never tried to kidnap anyone. But I Hope you are not planing on it either!
2006-08-15 04:32:10 · answer #9 · answered by youngan'curious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For fat people I reccomend a snare that is attatched to a crane. As soon as they step in it (or roll their wheelchair through) the snare jerks up and onto the crane. You can then drive them anywhere you need to.
2006-08-15 04:30:27 · answer #10 · answered by FM?FU! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋