O father god
Strict conservative corporal punisher that you are
Hear my pleadings from this poor miserable sinner
(Congregation: "Poor Miserable Sinner")
O father god
grant us great storehouses of money, stocks and bonds
and give us more than our neighbors
cuz this is the capitalist republican way.
O father god
Let us have the abortions we want
without interference from strict fundamentalist lunatics
We ask this in the name of the idiot holy ghost
Amen
2006-08-15 02:49:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Needless to say you are an idiot!!! You have a right to your own beliefs but you have no right to insult other people's convictions and beliefs. Christians don't go around insulting you because you are not one.
Quite honestly I don't think this is the aim of Yahoo answers and if I knew how to report you I would - hopefully someone else will!!!
2006-08-15 03:00:15 · answer #1 · answered by Auntie Alex 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Matthew 12:35-37 (New Living Translation)
New Living Translation (NLT)
Holy Bible. New Living Translation copyright © 1996, 2004 by Tyndale Charitable Trust. Used by permission of Tyndale House Publishers.
35A good person produces good words from a good heart, and an evil person produces evil words from an evil heart. 36And I tell you this, that you must give an account on judgment day of every idle word you speak. 37The words you say now reflect your fate then; either you will be justified by them or you will be condemned."
2006-08-15 09:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by williamzo 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the bible says every mouth shall confess that he is lord.that means all believers and un-believers.even those sentenced to eternal hell.you talk really tough as well as many others on yahoo answers but come the judgement you will be trembling with fear as well as the demons and satan.if you spent that much energy trying to find god,he just might show himself to you.but one thing is for sure,you will believe on the name of jesus i just hope you start before its too late.when you do see him is this the prayer you,ll read to him?something tells me you will not be able to speak,shakeing like your freezing.
2006-08-15 10:28:34 · answer #3 · answered by ronnie e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a little harsh but some parts are accurate to the modern day mind, but you just might be angry at the world too!
2006-08-15 10:00:19 · answer #4 · answered by princeessintraning 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, girl! This is the third stupid and idiotic question you have asked. Get a life and quite acting so ignorant!!!!!!!!
2006-08-15 09:55:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm no sorry i dont! Just wondering..why are you praying to something that doesnt exist! Sorry But its the truth.
2006-08-15 09:56:21 · answer #6 · answered by lucyj 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you this I know, for the Bible tells me so, little ones to him below, they are WEAK, but he is STRONG>> yes Jesus Love you. Yes, Jesus loves you, Yes Jesus Loves you, the Bible tells us SOOOOOOOO..
2006-08-15 10:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by tracienmark 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is ok but stop being a selfish preson
2006-08-15 09:55:53 · answer #8 · answered by kayla c 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋