I haven't got my suit back from the dry cleaners yet!
2006-08-15 02:20:48 · 60 answers · asked by Rox 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
vickykalmama... are you trying to get the whole Bible in there?
2006-08-15 23:32:45 · update #1
If he's coming he will just have to sleep on the couch. My in-laws are in the guest room and I can't get rid of them.
2006-08-15 04:23:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is not a clown or an entertainer.He is God and He will definately come back to this earth. Not as a cute baby in a manger or as a saviour from sin. He will come as a judge! A dreadful one at that!
See text taken from the book of Matthew 24:36 to 43 in the Bible:
36"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son,[a] but only the Father. 37As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 38For in the days before the flood, people were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, up to the day Noah entered the ark; 39and they knew nothing about what would happen until the flood came and took them all away. That is how it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. 40Two men will be in the field; one will be taken and the other left. 41Two women will be grinding with a hand mill; one will be taken and the other left.
42"Therefore keep watch, because you do not know on what day your Lord will come. 43But understand this: If the owner of the house had known at what time of night the thief was coming, he would have kept watch and would not have let his house be broken into.
Its not going to be a party or a joke, its reality! No one will be able to save you then if you have not asked Jesus to save you now he says in Revelation 3:20 " behold I stand at the door(of your heart) and knock if anyone will listen to my voice and open the door, I will come in."
If you have Jesus in your heart as your Lord and saviour, His return will be joy for you otherwise it will be terror!
And same goes to all your fans that have answered this question.
I wish you get saved so Jesus' return will gladden your heart!
2006-08-15 03:30:05 · answer #2 · answered by A O 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus saves and Kevin Keegan scores on the rebound! The bible says he will come back as a thief in the night. He said it is not for us to know the times and seaons that his father has in his hand.
So I guess that rules out Saturday then.
2006-08-15 06:53:26 · answer #3 · answered by ManoGod 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus will come like a thief in the night and theres no set date as he will suprise us all and ur suit is ready to wear lol
2006-08-15 02:41:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Depends who you ask, but when I spoke to him last night he said he wasnt planning on returning for a while, so you will have plenty of time to get your suit. Anyway Madonna was buying a house at the sea of Galilee and we all know he would have to check in with her first!
2006-08-15 02:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by kookiboo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God knows the time but that isn't for us to know ... however, you will know when it happens and you won't take your worldly possesions with you anyway so it doesn't make a scrap of difference whether they are in your wardrobe or at the dry cleaners.
2006-08-15 02:28:21 · answer #6 · answered by M J H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus made it abundantly clear: he would be returning within the lifetime of at least SOME of his followers. Which means that either:
a.) Jesus was full of it,
or,
b.) He already came and went; and you're currently living in Hell...
2006-08-15 02:32:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What? A comeback tour? Cool. Though, I don't think Jesus will care what you wear - he'll be able to see right through you what with being the Son of God and all.
2006-08-15 02:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to jesus it was going to be in the same lifetime as the people who where alive when he died. He's running a bit late isn't he? Or he wasn't the son of god after all and there is no god.
2006-08-15 02:29:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mat 25:13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.
2006-08-15 02:26:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋