I am the founder of Donism, which is the study and belief in the words, the wit and the wisdom of me, Don. I am fully authorized and licensed by God to bestow chosen status upon others.
Are you willing to accept me into your heart?
2006-08-15 01:55:27 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i have already accepted you in my heart Don
and i am a devout follower of Donism
2006-08-15 02:01:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 4⤋
NO!.
I will listen to our Lord myself..and be lead by His words. You may know the word of God perhaps better than myself, but to accept you into my heart.... Joyce Meyer, Jesse DuPlantis, T D Jakes, do not request that of others.. and I KNOW the Lord has His hand in their lives - their teachings...
Are you perhaps getting a bit to full of self here..
I get a bad feeling from this.. a very bad feeling indeed.
2006-08-15 02:06:37 · answer #2 · answered by sassy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ahh...pseudo-Don, you may have noticed that Yahoo has included the "Level" you are at under your name.
Everyone knows Don is Level 6. You, on the other hand, have crawled to Level 2 by impersonation.
Not getting enough attention in your diet?
2006-08-15 02:21:19 · answer #3 · answered by bobkgin 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I accept you, Don, as a fully authorized and licensed most stupid smart person i know.
2006-08-15 02:03:46 · answer #4 · answered by Denver_faithful 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Are you ready to have God remove all your character defects?
Humbly ask God to place positive character qualities in you.
Take responsibility for your behaviour.
Do not be deceived, God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows.
Let us fix our eyes on JESUS, the author and perfector of our faith, who for the joy set before Him endured the cross, scorning its shame, and sat down at the right hand of the throne of God.
2006-08-15 02:07:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
How does one become "licensed" by God? Where do you send the licensing fee?
2006-08-15 02:21:49 · answer #6 · answered by Rance D 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
2006-08-15 01:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Interesting, Don! Keep preaching.
2006-08-15 02:01:17 · answer #8 · answered by Kanda 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
nope, I have no love for individuals who choose to brain wash others. THERE IS NO GOD! I also have no love for hoes.
2006-08-15 02:04:34 · answer #9 · answered by sisy j 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are scary Don
2006-08-15 02:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by chi chi 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No, but I will look down on Donism equally when compared to other religions.
2006-08-15 02:02:27 · answer #11 · answered by drink_more_powerade 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋