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Is Dalai Lama the antichrist?
Should I be scared or should I jump?

2006-08-15 01:23:27 · 11 answers · asked by a theist 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Also note that the trinity = 3, and if you repeat that number three times you get 333, and then if you mulitply it by that number, you get 666...

Pretty spooky, eh? This conclusively proves either:

1) Jesus was the anti-Christ (tricky, I know)
2) Jesus was a Freemason
3) Numerology is a load of b*llocks...

Oh, wait - I've given 3 possibilities too! Wow, I'm starting to frighten myself!

2006-08-15 01:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by XYZ 7 · 1 0

You DO realize that Dalai Lama is a Title, not a name don't you?
Sorry that 666 thing is nothing but a Myth.

2006-08-15 01:35:05 · answer #2 · answered by IndyT- For Da Ben Dan 6 · 0 0

Oh yeah the Dalai Lama is so un-christlike.

The 666 was a mistranslation. The number was really 616 and meant Nero.

2006-08-15 01:31:32 · answer #3 · answered by American Spirit 7 · 0 1

CHRISTIAN bank robbers

A group of CHRISTIAN gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The CHRISTIANS, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the Irish find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one CHRISTIANS to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the CHRISTIANS makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a newspaper headline reads, 'AMERICA's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

2006-08-15 01:45:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anthony J 1 · 0 0

ATHEIST bank robbers

A group of ATHEIST gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The ATHEISTS, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the Irish find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one ATHEIST to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the ATHEIST makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a newspaper headline reads, 'AMERICA's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

2006-08-15 01:25:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Dude that is such a stretch....

Using numerology, the name/title dalai lama adds up to 1!!! so he is a god. If you believe in that stuff, that is.

2006-08-15 01:35:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My suggestion to you is to observe action picture Bowfinger. there is Eddie Murphy, enjoying twins. between the twins is amazingly succesfull actor, yet he's all time under the rigidity that each and every person human beings around him are KKK. each and every time he have been given new script, first ingredient to do is to count sort leters ok interior of it, and no count number if that's posible to devide their sort with 3, than he's helpful that npeople that have deliver him script are KKK, and that they decide directly to terminate with him. Dalai Lama can not be AntiChrist. he's not. and you will desire to no longer be scared with issues like that.

2016-09-29 07:09:31 · answer #7 · answered by vishvanath 4 · 0 0

If you and the letters of D-O-N, as in the founder of Donism, you get a perfect 7. 7 is the number of God, and designates that I am the fully authorized and licensed representative of God and only I, Don, can authorize others to join the religion of Donism as the chosen ones of God.

2006-08-15 01:46:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Many names add up to 666. I think Nero did. This is just to see if the particular leader could be the one.

2006-08-15 01:30:48 · answer #9 · answered by RB 7 · 0 1

You have too much time on your hands. Even if that is what it meant, is it going to change your life.

2006-08-15 01:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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