The worst thing in the world to fundamentalist Christians is having their faith tested. They simply just cannot stand it.
As a non-evangelical christian, I have no problem with people who don't believe, the only thing we have is time.
2006-08-15 01:24:15
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answer #1
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answered by Simon D 5
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ATHEIST bank robbers
A group of ATHEIST gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.
After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.
In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.
Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.
The ATHEISTS, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.
The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the Irish find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.
'Well,' says one ATHEIST to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'
They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.
Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.
Disappointed, each of the ATHEIST makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.
The following morning, a newspaper headline reads, 'AMERICA's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'
2006-08-15 01:25:28
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, first of all, your original question doesn't really make much sense....in mathimatical terms, or, in what relation it has with Christians.
Now, if you knew the question was going to be offensive to someone in the christian community, then it's your own failure to comphrehend why it's offensive.
it would be like me asking for a copy of the cartoon on here of Mohammad, that caused riots.
This place, is for intellegent questions, or questions designed to inspire debate....not to ridicule people of other faiths....what if i asked, Why does 2 plus 2 equal 5 in an athiest's mind? Do you think that would have the same reaction?
2006-08-15 01:24:50
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answered by steveraven 3
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First, thank you for the two points. I needed them. Secondly, out of respct I will go look at this question that some seem to be apaulded by. I can honestly say, before I go see it, that your opinion is your opinion and I do not have to share it. People need to get this through thier heads. What one man thinks or does is his own! Should the good Lord smit him because of it then so be it....if not then oh well! Grow up people!
2006-08-15 01:33:15
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answered by buford_bargain_hunter 2
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What did you intend to achieve by asking the question (and indeed this one)?
To provoke debate about blind faith, to see if you could "get away" with it or to simply offend a large section of the community?
Maybe if your question had a clear purpose the responses would have been less negative.
2006-08-15 01:26:25
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answered by e404pnf 3
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You will preach Jesus Christ one day and all this will come to your mind and how evil you were will evolve out then you will fall down and ask forgiveness, the Lord will forgive you, but you will bring as much as you have decieve to the kingdom. Thanks
This might be a Prophesy
2006-08-15 02:20:45
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answered by www.tonizek.com 3
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I don't know the answer, but I, too, have had a similar thing happen to me with one of my questions a week after it was voted a best answer. I guess they didn't like the best answer that was chosen, so they reported the question,
2006-08-15 01:26:23
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answered by Jack Meoff 4
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Christians are taught to suppress any other teaching that contradicts their own superstition. So, it is entirely natural for them to try to suppress questions they feel "threatens" their religious belief in any way.
2006-08-15 01:25:10
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answered by nondescript 7
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Well, obviously, they find it offencive. They have a right to report it for abuse as you are insulting them.
2006-08-15 01:25:21
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answered by Anonymous
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because christians worship a carpenter that didnt exist so they dont like to have ay more fun poked at them ha
2006-08-15 01:30:44
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answered by blueangel 2
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