I am bored,tell me a nice joke?

Answer 1

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Please visit the above pages to find different variety of jokes. I hope, it helps u in making u laugh. Enjoy and have fun..

Answer 2

Leaving Early

There were these three guys, a MUSLIM guy, a CHRISTIAN guy, and an ATHEIST guy. They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss leaves work a little early. So one day they meet together and say that today when the boss leaves, they'll all leave early too.

The boss leaves and so did they. The muslim guy goes home and goes to rest so he can get an early start the next morning. The christian guy goes home and cooks dinner. The ATHEIST guy goes home and walks to his bedroom. He opens the door slowly and sees his wife in bed with his boss, so he shuts the door and leaves.

The next day the MUSLIM and CHRISTIAN guys are talking about going home early again. They ask the ATHEIST guy if he wants to leave early again and he says, "No." They ask him why not and he says, "Because yesterday I almost got caught!"




ATHEIST bank robbers

A group of ATHEIST gangsters are sitting around deliberating over methods they will employ in robbing a bank.

After a lot of thought, they all agree on the way to go about it.

In the wee hours of the following morning they meet and embark on their plans to get rich.

Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal security system get under way immediately.

The ATHEISTS, expecting to find one or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, are more than surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the bank.

The first safe's combination is cracked and inside the Irish find only a bowl of vanilla pudding.

'Well,' says one ATHEIST to another, 'at least we get a bit to eat.'

They open up the second safe and it also contains nothing but vanilla pudding and the process continues until all the safes are opened and there is not one dollar, a diamond, or an ounce of gold to be found.

Instead, all the safes contain containers of pudding.

Disappointed, each of the ATHEIST makes a quiet exit, leaving with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomachs.

The following morning, a newspaper headline reads, 'AMERICA's largest sperm bank robbed early this morning.'

Answer 3

The Pope lay dying and asked for Hilary Clinton and Ted Kennedy at his bedside. They were amazed but pleased to get the publicity. They each took his hands as he struggled for his last breath. They were so proud of themselves and smiled smugly. The Pope said "I have always wanted to die just like our Lord,between two thieves."

Answer 4

God took a survey and found that only 5% of the population was following his teachings as they should. So he decided to email the 5%. Do you know what the email said???


Me either *smiles*

Answer 5

What is the difference between a bowling ball and an Pakastani womens virgina?


If you had to, you could eat the bowling ball.

Answer 6

what is the difference between a pie and god?....................(drum roll please) the pie is real! hahahahahahahaha

Answer 7

God.