...who gives him a Rorshach (inkblot) test. The psychisatrist holds up the first picture and asks the man,
"What do you see?"
"A man and a woman having sex," the patient replies.
The doctor raises an eyebrow and holds up another:
"Two dogs having sex."
He shows another, and another, and another, to all of which the man replies, "Sex," "sex," "sex." The shrink finally says,
"You know, you're obsessed with sex."
And the man replies: ....
2006-08-15 00:10:46 · 15 answers · asked by megpavlikova 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I'm obsessed? you're the one showing me all the dirty pictures." lol yeah i heard it before ♥
2006-08-15 00:23:43 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OK Doc., Why did you show these pictures to me, if you are not obsessed with sex.?
2006-08-15 07:55:59 · answer #2 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And the man replies: I'm not the one who owns a porn collection.
I'm not sure you finished your joke.
2006-08-15 07:16:59 · answer #3 · answered by alloy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only when I am with you. Can we have sex?
2006-08-15 09:41:35 · answer #4 · answered by zhish_blaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well you asked me what the pictures were, if you didn't want to know why did you ask?
2006-08-15 07:14:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanx a lot but cud u come and tell this to my wife?
2006-08-15 07:15:11 · answer #6 · answered by msknowall 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OK what else is new?
This is what I'm paying you for?
2006-08-15 07:14:45 · answer #7 · answered by Capricious 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
" .........hey your the one who is holding up the pictures!"
2006-08-15 07:23:24 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what my wife says.
2006-08-15 07:17:33 · answer #9 · answered by iamlsu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
.... do you want to have sex with me?
2006-08-15 07:14:44 · answer #10 · answered by neddy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋