2006-08-14 22:49:13 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
We went to the pub on saturday night, in Co Clare. it was lovely and warm so we sat by the river in the beer garden. My partner blew off, looked at me said' Sorry' and i ignored it for 2 seconds when this vile smell surrounded us. I had to put my hand in front of my mouth, thinking i was goona be sick. My partner went brick red, assured me "It's not me, i swear it's not me" minutes later the smell went and we discussed other things until the smell came back and naturally i looked at him reproachfully (Asking myself what on earth i had fed him) again he blushed asuring me it wasn't him! Turned out it was sewerage going into the river from time to time but we didn't know at first so you can imagine his unease when the stench hit us just straight after he had farted! So!!! I told my son's g/f and she told me he had embarrasssed her same night ... They were driving in Edinburgh on their way to a restaurant. My son, stopped at a red light, winded down his window, put his head out of the car so motorist stopped next to his car did the same thing (Probably thinking my son was going to ask him for directions or something) Guess what my son did??? Smiled at him and went 'Did you fart too' !!! Yes it was a joke on the same night as my partner's little bodily noise met with the smell of the sewers!!!! His g/f's still not talking to him LOL!!!
2006-08-14 23:06:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The question before yours on the list!
What is a Hackey and why is it in a sack?
Why is that funny - no idea, just hit a little spot somewhere between the Tickle me Elmo joke and one of the answers to the question about can I fly on Monday which had the tears rolling. Hee Hee :- 0
Nice question have a good day and ta for the point!!
2006-08-14 23:05:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of my cats having an unfortunate situation after having eaten a plant leaf whole. how do I explain without sounding like a sadistic biotch?
Ok. The poor guy was trying to "pass" a whole leaf though his digestive system and it wasn't "moving" He felt the need to scoot but it was where he did it that was so funny. My rec room window is at street level and it has a sill about 10" wide. He was up there scooting back and forth. It was sad and funny at the same time because he was going back and forth like a wind up toy. It made me laugh till I cried last night well after the incident.
2006-08-17 00:38:14 · answer #3 · answered by Ragdollfloozie is Pensive! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got an email about Swedish nightclub Vs English where all the swedish girls were dolls and then the English club had a bunch of Waynetta Slobs smoking fags,wearing Newcastle strips etc,The question was " where do you want to go tonight"...
2006-08-14 23:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by rab333 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Aristocrats
2006-08-14 22:55:50 · answer #5 · answered by gozu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My 6 year old son sprayed polish on the floor and his 12 year sister has just gone @rse over end, 2 hours ago and i'm still laughing!!!!
Only bruised her ego!
Got to love that little rebel of mine
2006-08-14 22:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor friend was telling another friend and I about post-coital contraception. After a fairly long and detailed explanation of the process and how effective it is my fellow listener asked the following incomplete questions:
"So you mean you can actually stop a pregnancy before it even...? Then why do people still wear...?"
And then he answered them himself:
"Oh. AIDS."
2006-08-14 23:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some of the Yahoo answers. I have to be careful, with my habit to laugh aloud my co-workers are getting suspicious.
2006-08-16 02:17:03 · answer #8 · answered by Feniks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
final component that made me cry.... it incredibly is this variety of pathetic tale.... My dad had mentioned that if i did no longer do so nicely on my Bio. a million. very final i could be grounded from the telephone and pc all summer season (which might incredibly suck by way of fact thats the only way I ever get to talk to my bf by way of fact he rarely shall we me see him) so my instructor e-mailed him my score after college have been given out, and my dad grow to be performing all stern and severe until eventually now, and he asked me if i knew what I have been given on my very final, so I mentioned with a bit of luck a B, and he gave me a "look" and mentioned no. i began out bawling my eyes out by way of fact my existence as I knew it had only ended, and he began guffawing at me and advised me my genuine score, so it grow to be all good and that i felt so stupid. the final component that made me snort grow to be understanding how numerous an fool i grow to be for crying interior the 1st place! Yay! long tale..... not sure that grow to be relatively nicely worth typing out yet oh nicely! : D
2016-12-11 08:59:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The beautiful, but cheeky little text message my husband just sent me, he makes me laugh no matter what mood I am in.
2006-08-14 23:16:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋