ok im having sexual relations with my dog. stuff happens every night he just attracts me with his fluffy tail and the constant humping and all. im trying to stop but its addicting like cocaine. I'm thinking of breaking it to him but how should I do it?
2006-08-14 22:00:12 · 19 answers · asked by brit_brat_love_that 1 in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Adolescent
Wait!! If he is humping you leg it is OK . You just kick him and go to sleep. Because lots of dogs hump their owners legs. But if it is really humping then that is sick! you should stop that. find other way to satisfy your self
2006-08-14 22:06:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why stop? It's not that there is something inherently wrong about having a sexual relationship with your dog. Obviously you two love each other (I've yet to see a dog that didn't love it'w owner), and sex is a beautyful thing between two consenting adults (assuming your dog is not a puppy anymore).
You say it feels "addicting like cocaine". Is that because you are new in the relationship? Many people that get in love go through a period of intense fixation with each other. There's nothing wrong with that.
As for telling your dog that you want to end your relationship. Well, that's tricky. Dogs probably aren't clever enough to understand that. But here's the deal: Dogs aren't monogamous like people. A male dog will **** anyone and anything. If you want to stop humping your dog, simply tell him a sharp "NO" whenever he tries it. And don't start any sex with him yourself.
2006-08-14 22:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very rubbish but to satisfie ur sexual feelings u can have a partner ,or buy some toy or any thing else but stop it with a dog.....if u can reply me on my rock_sexy0yahoo.com ..i may have some solutions for u .....sexy girllllllll
2006-08-15 01:02:19 · answer #3 · answered by rocky 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*blinks*......sexual relation with yer dog? Dude..that's just sick. C'mon if seriously that lonely, get yerself a toy or something. Don't go to that extreme....ugh.
2006-08-14 22:08:05 · answer #4 · answered by Faye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you are new here too.
Never heard of anyone so totally bored...go out and play ball.
2006-08-18 09:06:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And because you were stupid enough to come up with this lame BS you ASSume that everyone else is stupid enough to believe it. Wow...you ARE stupid.
2006-08-14 22:23:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a sick person having intercourse with your dog omg you need to see someone fast
2006-08-14 23:58:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
by eating a bar of chocolate and not having that with him.
2006-08-15 00:29:46 · answer #8 · answered by tyreanpurple 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your gross.. someone should call animal control or something to remove that dog from your house.. you make me sick..
2006-08-14 23:41:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jessica B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my god.....u gotta be kidding me.......go find urself a boyfriend n get married or something....about the dog.....sell it to someone else........
2006-08-14 22:38:54 · answer #10 · answered by Clay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋