what else do i need to add, to get the full swimming pool experience?
2006-08-14 21:53:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Swimming & Diving
Discarded Band-Aids and a massive hairball in one corner
2006-08-15 04:24:59 · answer #1 · answered by tjs282 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i an not sure what else you need but my friend is a manager at a local swimming pool and every few months they drain the pool and when its empty and power washed the sludge in the filters has to be removed by men in special suits wearing face masks and breathing gear !! its then treated as a bio hazard. he gave up swimming years ago.
2006-08-16 08:06:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you dress up as a little kiddy and buy some sweets with those kids go free vouchers on from your local corner shop?
I think you can get them on fruit pastilles and fruit gums and some other sweets as well.
That way you can go swimming for free.
2006-08-14 22:06:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tjs282 stole my idea....used band aids and plenty of hair. You also need to find insects and leaves to float in there. Also, every few weeks some vomit would be nice.
2006-08-15 22:24:51 · answer #4 · answered by afk 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the life guard sitting on his backside eyeing up the talent
2006-08-14 21:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Scottish lass 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
get a couple of paedos to sit on the side watching
2006-08-14 21:59:39 · answer #6 · answered by senoirpob 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
a hot life gaurd at the side to help u with the screaming kids.
chloe xxx
2006-08-14 21:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by chloe b 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Some used corn plasters.
2006-08-14 21:59:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
300 screaming kids.
2006-08-14 21:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
an anoying child kicking their legs and splashing you in the face
2006-08-14 21:59:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋