How many LIBERALS to change a LIGHT BULB?

Question

Zero. The liberal never even knew it went out.

MaK is the money man, and he should see my next question.

Answer 1

The answer is zero liberals, because they would argue over the environmental impact that the pollution would have from powering it, but if it was between republicans and demarcates it would never get changed because they never could pass a bill to get funding for a new light bulb and couldn't agree on who should change it, then they all would end up filibustering about who should pay the electric bill to light the bulb. The politics involved in this would cost far more than simply replacing the light bulb. By paying politicians to decide this answer to the question it takes money away from other resources, resulting in higher crime, higher taxes, poor health care and an increased deficit thus killing starving people in Africa because we can give as much in relief aid. This will result in mass protests, gradually escalating violence, and eventually leading to ww3 because countries must battle over land to grow food for their people and thus the end of all mankind...Thanks a lot for not replacing the light bulb and dooming the entire race.

Answer 2

Liberalism, Novus Ordo Seclorum, Annuit Cœptis

Answer 3

I don't get it.


PS. Vote for maK as having the best answer so far!

Answer 4

this should be in the joke section

Answer 5

good one georgie boy

Answer 6

So funny aren't you!!??