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Work sucks why can't I win the lotto or have a rich grandparent who dies.

2006-08-14 18:34:23 · 24 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

24 answers

Good Night

2006-08-14 18:36:53 · answer #1 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1 0

I've had 3 jobs so far. Firs it lasted 1 day(6 hours), second 4 hours, and the third about 5 hours I guess. So I can really say how is it at work.

2006-08-15 01:39:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

(Please, copy this and send it to everyone you know)

Dear Uncle Sam,



I am writing you today to thank you
for all the good deeds
you do for us Americans, such as
taking our hard earned
dollar, even though taxation is
illegal, and sending our
youth to Middle Eastern countries
to die for your
Capitalist profit. Such a noble
deed, deserves gratitude
indeed.



I would also like to thank
you for spreading good-
will around the world, the
rape of the Iraqi's at Abu
Gharib was well appreciated I am sure,
and even teaches
those savages the principles of
democracy. They may even
spread our example someday, oh
what a glorious day that
will be.



I would also like to thank you
Uncle Sam for the Patriot
Act, it amazes me that you can
protect my freedom in such
a fashion. I absolutely agree,
silence the opposition, but
let us as a country not admit
the nasty little secret of
our good ole Gitmo. It must be a
place of bountiful
bondage fun, us Americans will
joyously visit it with
great jubilee.



Thank you Uncle Sam.

I thank you for out-right borrowing
with out the intent to
return, $83 Billion dollars from
the tax payers, they
should have no problem that only
$2 Billion of the alotted
$85 Billion was actually used to
clean up the disaster in
which we created over in Iraq.



And most of all Uncle Sam,
I believe that you are a great
man, the gas pumps just echo your name.
We pay over $3.00
a gallon, while Iraqi's pay about
$0.05, thank you. As I'm
sure Exxon also loves you,
reporting thier highest sales
and profit margin in over a decade.

I have to be going now though Uncle Sam,
I'm out of words.
I've sent this to a hundreds of people,
you've been fore-
warned.



Sincerley yours,
An American Patriot.

2006-08-15 01:38:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 1 0

Yeah, I hear ya!!! Good night, sleep tight and I hope we both win the lotto!

2006-08-15 01:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Mindi 2 · 1 0

Hmm... I wonder if anybody knew that they had struck lottery and the amount was huge, would they have heart attack.

I heard from my uncle once that he don't have a hobby, and when I ask him why, he said that he takes his job as a hobby and he is even getting paid for it.

Hope this cheers you up a little.

Good night!! :-)

2006-08-15 01:57:08 · answer #5 · answered by carebears0408 4 · 0 0

good nite, and keep play the lotto even though you have a better chance at getting struck by lighting then winning

2006-08-15 01:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by KiTtYcAt7 4 · 1 0

OK Good Night and well join the rest of us and deal with having to work because life is tough.

2006-08-15 01:39:55 · answer #7 · answered by Geneddly 4 · 1 0

That's called life. It may suck, but it beats the alternative! Good night and try to have a decent day tomorrow.

2006-08-15 01:38:09 · answer #8 · answered by mopargrapeape 5 · 1 0

I gotta get up fo skool in 5 hours.

2006-08-17 00:10:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drink Hot milk! Hot chocolate.

2006-08-15 01:37:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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