So i got my wife pregnant, but i really dont have time for a kid because i spend all my time fishing and banging my mistress. i was thinking of giving her the ol' oopsy-daisy shoove down a staircase, but i figured that would be too obvious. Any ideas???
2006-08-14 18:16:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
can i be your mistress and go boating with you they say your a killer date ill take my chances .
2006-08-14 19:03:08 · answer #1 · answered by nicole l 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello Scott this is Amber how are you doing you two timing SOB you ruined my life. Now they have photos of me on the internet and it is all over the news. I am not a bimbo and I am not niave. Can you go pick my child up from school I know I have only known you for a few days but I trust you.
2006-08-14 18:26:20 · answer #2 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg be a father to this child, this child will be the best thing in your life, including your wife, dont do that. I would love to have another child one day. get rid of your mistress, and be with your wife, and soon to be child.
2006-08-14 18:28:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a very bad person!!!! Be responsible enough, she can't get pregnant by herself...grow up man, maybe you're one of the reasons why other wives choosed lesbians as your replacement. I pity your wife.
2006-08-14 18:24:11 · answer #4 · answered by jewel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kill yourself and save us the dramatics? Is this seriously the best you can come up with? C'mon buddy, be a little more creative.
2006-08-14 18:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I advise you to seek out a counselor posthaste.
2006-08-14 18:52:58 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
shame on you. tell your wife the truth so she can decide whether she still wants to keep the baby.
2006-08-14 18:47:04 · answer #7 · answered by 1001Questions 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u ****** idiot. and u call ur self a man ? yeah right
it takes a real man to take care of his kids, think about it.
2006-08-14 18:25:41 · answer #8 · answered by mikaeln11 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do not pass Go...Go directly to jail and rot there! Forever!
2006-08-14 18:24:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you trying to be funny or is this serious?
2006-08-14 18:32:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋