2006-08-14 17:33:51 · 25 answers · asked by har 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Oh dear, why do I read Answers on a library computer. I wish I was on line at home. I laughed so much the assistant asked if I needed a doctor. I have no desire to see life from even part of the other side.
Chuckles, Rose P.
2006-08-14 17:42:31 · answer #1 · answered by rose p 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG! This is hilarious. We asked this question one night when I was bartending and this is what we got:
1) put it between my legs to make myself look like a girl.
2) stick it in a freezer to check for shrinkage
3) slap it back and forth to see what happens
4) pull on it to see how long it really gets
5) stick it in every hole imagineable
6) masterbate enough just to see if sperm runs out.
7)put on a nutcup and have someone kick me to see if it really hurts
8)see if it touches the ground while I do push ups
9) show everyone...with **** and a dick, I'd be a freak show
10) Measure it and compare it with my friends
I think you get the point. We had the craziest answers...as I'm sure you will too.
2006-08-15 00:48:53 · answer #2 · answered by Hollynfaith 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Omg. That virgina is one "i" away from being a Virginia. Didn't know I had one of THOSE. Use spell check, okay?.. Geeze. I dont' know. Test it out. I'd rather be transformed completely into a guy for a week. What do you do with your penis assuming that you are a sexually active guy? Yep...uh huh..right. I'd do ALL of that. And more.
2006-08-15 04:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by mlove1307 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I would buy a bottle of oil and some gel mix them together and go to town. I would love to be able to have one for a week. It would be interesting. The things I would do to it except I would not have sex with another woman lol. I would have it so worn out by the end of the week I would probably be glad to get rid of it lol.
2006-08-15 01:11:05 · answer #4 · answered by luvlisteningtomusic 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think I would try to think with it like most men do. Then I would walk around grabbing it all the time. next I would try jerking off. next I would attempt to get some from every woman I saw... just the normal things men do with a penis
2006-08-15 00:41:19 · answer #5 · answered by angelnmuh 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try to figure out what the hec it is you guys find so fascinating about them! Do we get to be stupid, selfish idiots too or do we just get the penis and not the character traits that go with it?
2006-08-15 00:41:35 · answer #6 · answered by dappersmom 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
what kind of question is this!??!?
if i were a girl and given a penis for one week, i would jerk off at a sperm bank and have them hold my sperm and then after a week i could come back and fertilize myself!
I could be pregnant with my own child! I would be the father and the mother HAHAHAHA!
2006-08-15 00:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Hernando Martinez 1 · 4⤊ 1⤋
I will rap it with glad wrap until I got my Virgina State back. (-:
2006-08-15 00:41:41 · answer #8 · answered by Farani P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Didn't know I had a Virgina anyway...wonder where I could have gotten it from...Virginia maybe??
2006-08-15 01:26:08 · answer #9 · answered by winterwillow2000 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a penis without a man's face and body? only a penis? that's so scary.. !! it's soft and useless.
i'd trash it.
how could come up with a question like that?? omg..
2006-08-15 00:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by #1 Girl -She's Bittersweet- 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋