Me and Argus and stinky decided to go to " I rack " To help the cause of freedom and good ole american ways. Well Argus stopped at a hut to buy some falafil sandwiches for me and stinky and while he was in the store masked men put a bag over my head and snatched me away and left stinky behind.
2 hours later they took the mask off of my head and I guess when they saw my face for the first time they felt bad they kidnapped me because one of the guys screamed and threw up everywhere. I talked to them and told them about my life and the terrorists starting crying begging me to stop.
I begged them not to rape me and when i said that the terrorist threw up more and then the other guy started gagging. I guess they felt so bad. One of the guys even called the american soldiers and surrendered to them and I was released. Am I considered a hero? Why didnt they want to keep me as a hostage? I told them great stories about me and stinky and argus and my cat Doe Doe. Im so confused
2006-08-14 17:20:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Did they pick your unibrow hairs out as torture?
2006-08-15 13:53:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
The media won't cover this story until you and Argus and stinky have been fully debriefed by American security services. Thank you for doing your part for the country.
2006-08-15 00:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by bubbacornflakes 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, You are a hero to everyone. Esp Cat lovers.
Alex
2006-08-15 00:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by Osiris2067 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are sooo funny! keep up the good work. people may say 'youre gross' and 'get a life' but who are they? theyre the ones answering a question they know is a joke. keep putting these jokes in. it makes everyone's life a little more interesting.
2006-08-16 00:40:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
let me write the story we can split the proceeds. movie deal book deal personal appearances the whole works. hows 80 -20 sound 80 me 20 you.
2006-08-15 00:37:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is one of the most heart wrenching stories I've ever heard. Your courage is ammendable. You are awesome.
2006-08-15 01:19:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is so unfair. You are OWED a media circus and movie deal at the very least!
2006-08-15 00:30:41 · answer #7 · answered by lee m 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're "so confused" alright and not just about this made up episode in your life!
2006-08-15 01:32:23 · answer #8 · answered by Annie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You are as brave as a man, baby!
2006-08-15 20:26:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who are you ?
2006-08-15 00:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by sastra 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋