Or maybe it's swine flu, avian flu, west nile virus, lime tick disease, flesh eating virus or killer bees. How do I know which media frenzy has gotten the best of me? Oh wait, it's a pedophile online trying to get into my pants.
2006-08-14 16:35:23 · 5 answers · asked by Steve R 3 in News & Events ➔ Current Events
You, definitely, exhibit all the symptoms of either Y2K or possibly you're experiencing a "MAC ATTACK"...Take two Tylenol (caps) try and get some rest, and if in the morning it's 1982, give my office a call. That's 867-5309...ask for Tommy.
2006-08-14 16:41:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The only known symptoms of Y2K are:
1. Fixation on past non-events
2. Susceptibility to mob panic
2006-08-14 16:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Bryan D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Step away from the computer. You need to go out and see the real world for a while. You have been on Answers way too long. A hard dose of outside reality will straighten you right out.
2006-08-14 17:01:32 · answer #3 · answered by Jay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure. Yours are the symptoms.
When a mature gentleman abandon serious questions,
and become funnier...
when life begins to be brighter... and he see people running busy without sense, while he's laughing at them..
the virus is there.
IsY2K (bye to automatizing.. unplugged...)
Congratulations!
2006-08-14 16:50:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must have just gotten out of your underground bunker. Were you out of food? I knew those Campbells cans went bad eventually despite their claims. So it was probably chicken noodle food poisoning!
2006-08-14 16:41:26 · answer #5 · answered by kenny_the_bomb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋