Deathmatch: Who would win a street fight between Big Bird & Barney?

Answer 1

Uh... they wouldn't fight... they'd just teach each other about sharing and the number 3.

Answer 2

I believe it depends on the setting of the fight.

If the fight takes place on Sesame Street, in Elmo's World, or on a journey to Ernie, Big Bird is the wings down winner.

If the battle initiates in the backyard of a school resource building, or in a treehouse somewhere, the "Purple Menace" has the edge.

In a neutral setting, I'd also have to give the edge to Barney because of his "magical powers" and his ability to immediately cause anyone over the age of four to go insane.

Answer 3

Big Bird. He's from the streets. Barney comes from imagination.

Answer 4

Big Bird! Barney moves too slow and Big Bird is definitely in good shape physically!

Answer 5

Come on. Of course " Big " Bird had it in the bag. All Barney has are little kids in his crew. Big Bird has all the characters from Sesame Street.

Answer 6

Because Barney's a dinosaur, he'd probably eat Big Bird alive.

Answer 7

Big Bird, Barney just doesn't have the reach to do a proper jab

Answer 8

Sometimes, even an atheist has to get down on his knees, close his eyes, invoke every deity that he can think of (and some which he just invents on the spot to bolster his case), and say:


'Please, Kawabalagoo...let it be Big Bird.'





PS: Seriously, it's hard to call. B.B. would rely on his extensive skills in improvised hand-to-hand combat with common street items, e.g. trash cans, Grover, etc. The Purple Horror's main tactic, as ever, would be trying to irritate his opponent to death.

Answer 9

I seen Big Bird get an attitude once with Snuffy , He can be a b*tch !! He basically told snuffy he didn't want to be his friend anymore and then punked Elmo . Gordon had to come regulate ! So I think Big Bird would definately win .He's got issues .

Answer 10

Big Bird. He has the advantage of being able to attack from above.

Answer 11

Big bird. Barney's a wuss.