in a work or social setting, without using vulgar words, and it has to be slightly humourous.
2006-08-14 16:06:43 · 17 answers · asked by eddies_online_interests 3 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Some people think they are hot crap on a silver platter. But really they are just cold pee in a dixie cup.
2006-08-15 15:58:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My husband has a few good ones:
1. He wouldn't know how to pour pee out of a boot if there were instructions on the heel.
2. He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
3. His elevator doesn't go all the way to the top.
4. He's about as sharp as a pound of wet leather.
2006-08-15 01:38:15 · answer #2 · answered by cross-stitch kelly 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1. Your so ugly you have to trick or treat by telephone.
2. Hes so fat he's all alone in a crowded elevator.
3. Shes so dumb she spent two hours staring at an oranje juice can cause it said concentrate
2006-08-14 16:17:45 · answer #3 · answered by Tim 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. Darling improve your repartee
2. Touche'
3. Talk to the hand
2006-08-14 16:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by mariezernalynpalmares 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
1]Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
2]How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
3]I'll never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
2006-08-14 16:18:01 · answer #5 · answered by savio_fds 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. Listen! You might accidentally learn something!
2. I didn't get that memo. (When someone says something really dumb.)
3. hmmmm, blonde moment? (be sensitive about using this one -works well with brunettes but only when not true blondes...)
2006-08-14 16:14:38 · answer #6 · answered by justme 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hi!
1. "Your ignorance is showing." -- I say this when someone says something really stupid.
2. "I could have lived my whole life happily without knowing that." -- I say this when someone tells me something disgusting or out-of-line.
3. "Every woman has her price, but I doubt you could afford me." -- I say this when a guy hits on me in an arrogant manner or gives me some cheesy pick-up line.
Best Wishes... T.
2006-08-14 16:16:49 · answer #7 · answered by Theophania 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"what are you new here?" when a veteran employee screws up a daily task.
"do me a favor.. grab ahold of your ears and pull your head out of your behind" (is that vulgar?) just... ya know, in general
sorry... a third one escapes me, most of them are more personal.
2006-08-14 16:14:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
1. where you dropped on ur head as an infant
2. u can't be serious I get better answers from my 3 year old
3. if you keep ur face like that it will freeze!!!!!!
2006-08-14 16:15:14 · answer #9 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silence is golden, so shut up and get rich!
If you keep staring, I might do a trick!
Stupidity is a privilage, but you abuse it way too much!
2006-08-14 16:16:55 · answer #10 · answered by lovin' life 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋