Is there really a cream that I can apply to make my thunderstick longer?

Question

I saw it on late-night tv....

Answer 1

No, you would be throwing away your money. There isn't any way to increase the size of your male member. Don't you seriously think, if there way, that every man on the planet would have members that hang to their knees? It isn't what you have, it is how you use it.

Answer 2

That's a cute nickname for your penis. :)